Did I never post the sequel to the Tri Delt poem?
ROSES ARE RED
DAHLIAS ARE BLACK
TRI DELTA'S NEW NIGHTLY RATES
ARE LOWER THAN EVER
They eats that up with a spoon in the clubs, they do. Speaking of which, a suspicious new venue calling itself the Comedy Zone has opened where the Soup Kitchen used to be off 40. I tell you now we must venture there, and, if it is indeed a comedy club, Heckle.
So what else? I cut off what I've come to think of as my Secret Garden Split Ends. It's pretty short and will take some getting used to. I'm not knocking the show, though. It was very nearly the end of me several, several times, but it's still the best work with my name on it. How tragic that only Lunchy cared enough to see it. Shame on y'all.
Onward.
By popular demand*, the drink recipes from NYE:
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NEW ALLISON'S MAMBO MARGARITAS
from The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook and Financial Planner
In a big pitcher (NOT NOT NOT a blender), combine ice with the following:
12 oz can frozen concentrated limeade
12 oz 7-Up (not Sprite)
12 oz Corona
12 oz tequila
You can use nasty tequila, too, 'cos the Corona makes it all better. It's a Fizzy Lifting Drink for people who hate the stuff, like me.
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CAPTAIN MORGAN'S CANDY SHOTS
Conceived by the lovely Joy G________
Dissolve Island Pineapple Jello mix in hot water per box instrustions. When it comes time to pour in a cup of cold water, substitute Parrot Bay instead. Pour in baby cups or muffin tins, cool as directed, and slurp up.
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JESSE'S BBC SHOTS
Now in its third year of circulation, this recipe is a sure hit with drama kids.
Float one part Bailey's on one part root beer schnapps in a shotglass. Top with whipped cream and throw back.
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And speaking of Joy, love and mad props to her for acing her GMAT. Now if we could just find a place to live in the fall that can contain the egos (and wardrobes) of her, me, Joan, and Jay.....we might have to shack up in a warehouse somewheres.
Also: Et tu, asshat? (Caesar's gone AWOL, which is totally his prerogative; I just wish he didn't think he needed to include me in his little game or what have you. Damned if we didn't just dote on him like a coupla geishas for awhile there, but you have to earn that dotage, and I haven't seen him since right after the show closed.) I wish my beer was as cold as your heart, cowboy. C'est la guerre.
I think that about does it.....oh, wait, Joan would prolly want me to say something about saving the tree octopus. If you get a moment to poke around this site, take a look at "Kelvin is Lord!" as well. Good for gigglage.
Reading: MTYNTBT
Seen: I forgot to mention About a Boy. I didn't think it was as great as everyone said it would be.
While you're down here, take a moment to glance at our side-splitting drama company taglines. See, this looks like a marathon post, but really, I just skipped a lot of lines.
*two IMs and an email