The subject of Cool Names for Future Pets was tossed about recently at a Monkey Conclave, and I came up with a really keen name for a new kitten that has since been wiped from my memory. (Anyone happen to recall? It wasn't as funny as 'Box's notion of naming a puppy Miramax, but I remember getting a few laughs.) In the meantime, though, if I ever get a New Kitty, I shall name it Consigliere. I have the feeling that Any Cat for whom I am well suited would appreciate such a moniker. For now, though, I have a fishy named Bibi, which is Bad French Adoration for Beta Bus 2.0. (1.0 was from Harry's Aquarium and died in four hours. Shop OR First, my lily-white ass.) Speaking of 'Bus? He's back in Bahstan. Miss you, 'Bus.