Nick and I tried breaking up, but it didn't take.
Have I mentioned our Dollywood expedition? The pledges and cap'ns, along with a few carefully selected consorts, are going to Dollywood in identical track suits, posing as contestants in the Miss American Coed pageant, complete with sashes and tiaras. Joan is Chastity St. Helene (Miss Montana); I'm Magnolia Ironbachs (Miss Georgia). We will then demand to meet Dolly Parton because "it's on our itinerary!!". We still haven't worked out how we're going to post bail, though.