Snarkastic

Laff Riot 4: Laffenation

Wisdom teef, teevee, show humor and meta-snarkery (which really should open up some sort of rift in the time-space continuum). Hit it:

This is actually where I should have sent her, if any of y'all are looking for the definition.
jangel139 (18:25:48): Okay, what is Snark? Or Snarky? I thought it was just a random Hollyism, until I saw it on TWoP, and then I thought you got it from there, and THEN I saw it in Entertainment Weekly. Which is the equivalent of the Bible. So what's it?
Nastinchka (18:25:57): Go play in the comments thread. It's boring in there. We'll have a snark-off.
Nastinchka (18:26:05): I really think EW got it from the bible.
Nastinchka (18:26:20): I heard it on West Wing.
jangel139 (18:26:20): I can't do that if i Don't Know What It Is
Nastinchka (18:26:25): Then it showed up on TWoP
Nastinchka (18:26:31): Then, strangely, on Dawson's Creek.
Nastinchka (18:26:35): I think it's in the TWoP FAQ. Go read that
Nastinchka (18:27:35): Personally, I draw it from the Mighty Sorkin.
jangel139 (18:28:06): I FOUND IT.
Nastinchka (18:28:09): Also, from a Lewis Carroll poem. But that's a totally different meaning.
jangel139 (18:28:16): Lewis Carroll?
jangel139 (18:28:22): This word gets around!
Nastinchka (18:28:29): Yup.

A little later (and as of this writing, it's actually a 300+ page document):
jangel139 (18:38:16): I can just see a pile of Snarks.
jangel139 (18:38:39): Kinda like snakes, but a little snappier. Very witty. With a dash of mocking and sarcasm tossed in for good measure.
Nastinchka (18:38:41): It's not so much a pile as a 200-page word document, but whatever.
Nastinchka (18:38:50): They are very, very much like snakes.
jangel139 (18:42:53): Hehehe.
Nastinchka (18:43:06): They bite.
jangel139 (18:43:33): Ooh. Is getting bit by a Snark kinda like getting a Snark Drip? Will it make you funny?
Nastinchka (18:43:41): Snarkbite!!
Nastinchka (18:43:44): Snark Attack!
Nastinchka (18:43:55): No, it just makes fun of you.
Nastinchka (18:44:19): Symotoms include blushing, stuttering, and unquenchable bloodlust.
jangel139 (18:44:21): SNARK ATTACK!!!!!!
Nastinchka (18:44:59): Snarking about snarking should open up some sort of rift in the time-space continuum, and yet does not. What a very disappointing feat of physics. (Or Lack Of Feat (featage? featery?).)
jangel139 (18:45:00): I guess it is better to let sleeping Snarks lie. They sound dangerous.
jangel139 (18:45:41): Maybe if you post Snarks about Snarks, THAT would do it. OR maybe if you just POST SNARKS.
jangel139 (18:45:49): Not that I'm impatient. Or bored.
Nastinchka (18:46:51): Or irritating. :-*
jangel139 (18:46:58): You love me.
Nastinchka (18:47:13): Ridiculously.

Nastinchka (23:40:00): Tonight's question: Should women be banned from driving SUVs?
Nastinchka (23:40:03): Not tonight.
LiviaHarlowe (23:40:31): My response would be "women should only be allowed to drive buggies, and that's only if they're topless"

nicodemus055 (11:37:14): Keep in mind that the night I had my wisdom teeth pulled I actually enjoyed Escape From New York. That, Holly, is drugged.
Nastinchka (11:37:49): The recovery's no problem. Joan, Jay, and Joy are booked for the first afternoon, and that's apparently when the Magic Happens.
nicodemus055 (11:38:40): If by Magic you mean you'll be passed out while sucking on a bloody piece of gauze, then yes.

Nastinchka (03:13:27): AWWWWWWWWWW, NO, HE'S ALL SPARKLY!!! That;s my permanent away message now.
ShiftyEyedGuy (03:13:49): wow, thanks for that
Nastinchka (03:14:10): No, I mean with no explanation whatsoever.
ShiftyEyedGuy (03:14:55): wow, confusing for the uninitiated
Nastinchka (03:15:18): Isn't thaat kinda what we're all about, though?
ShiftyEyedGuy (03:15:27): yeah, good point
Nastinchka (03:16:15): And by 'kinda', I mean.....
ShiftyEyedGuy (03:16:27): yeah

It's funnier if you don't know we're talking about beer:
antigone3891 (12:11:17): i was 21 for half an hour, and already someone bought me a red headed slut, a carolina blonde, and a crack addict gave me free flowers
Nastinchka (12:11:27): I heart carolina blondes.
antigone3891 (12:11:45): i heart red headed sluts

De Armac (3:49:26 PM): he's crazy..not that much to tell. there's an infamous letterman appearance where he makes farrah look coherent
LiviaHarlowe (3:50:01 PM): crazy and hot. a lethal combination that has yet to deter me.
Nastinchka (15:50:29): lol
Nastinchka (15:50:34): WHo's he talking about?
LiviaHarlowe (15:50:41): joaquin phoenix
De Armac (3:51:21 PM): no kidding...it's more like a pre-req. i can see it now -- 'sure, he was a nice guy and everything, but he seemed completely incapable of snapping like a twig at any minute and wearing jello as pants'

nicodemus055 (13:44:03): "The best thing to do during an alligator attack is struggle, make noise and create confusion, said Joy Hill, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission."
nicodemus055 (13:44:12): Lol... Because that's going to be a problem.
Nastinchka (14:01:30): HAHAHA
nicodemus055 (14:01:38): Cute, huh?
Nastinchka (14:01:44): There's one Snark you'll be proud of.
nicodemus055 (14:02:22): Beats the boxers.

He's referring to this:
nicodemus055 (16:37:16): Nope. Boxers nice and baggy (ie? Nevermind. I don't care.)
Nastinchka (16:37:23): HAHAHA
Nastinchka (16:37:44): These'll be great snarks once you've recovered enough to be embarassed.
nicodemus055 (16:41:19): Lol
nicodemus055 (16:41:22): Ok.
nicodemus055 (16:41:30): Mmm... I think that I'll get drunk tonight.
Nastinchka (16:41:40): I would not bet against it,
nicodemus055 (16:42:34): Snarklink?
Nastinchka (16:42:54): Who with the what now?
nicodemus055 (16:43:06): New snarks are where?
nicodemus055 (16:43:13): Nm
Nastinchka (16:43:14): New snarks are not even begun.
nicodemus055 (16:43:16): These will be.
nicodemus055 (16:43:18): Whheeeee
Nastinchka (16:43:28): once you've recovered enough to be embarassed.
nicodemus055 (16:43:28): Here but by the grace of God go you.
Nastinchka (16:43:40): Nice to know you beat me there. ;-)
nicodemus055 (16:43:44): What? The boxer line?
Nastinchka (16:43:56): What??
Nastinchka (16:44:01): nicodemus055 (16:43:28): Here but by the grace of God go you.
Nastinchka (16:44:06): Nastinchka (16:43:40): Nice toknow you beat me there. ;-)
nicodemus055 (16:44:26): No, the embarrassing snarks.
nicodemus055 (16:44:32): The boxer line?
Nastinchka (16:44:35): WHAAAAAAAAAAAA???
Nastinchka (16:44:53): OK, you're going to have to abandon Sentence Fragment as your default format.
Nastinchka (16:45:05): Cause I've slept less than you, if possible.
nicodemus055 (16:45:21): I will be embarrassed by snarks created in this conversation. I posited that the boxer line would be made into a snark.
Nastinchka (16:45:41): And so it shall.

ShiftyEyedGuy (16:14:12): i will never understand women
Nastinchka (16:14:23): That's the other reason I've been sitting in the back. It's like watching a ballet.
Nastinchka (16:14:37): Except there's no music, and the dancers hit each other.
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:14:46): lol
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:14:51): oh my god
Nastinchka (16:14:54): ?
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:15:09): nothing, i just lost the ability to type for a sec

On that same note:
jangel139 (17:53:26): I couldn't believe she did that in the middle of row G.

Auto response from kaitlinwithani (20:33:58): "I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

LiviaHarlowe (13:54:37): dad, liz, sean, stewart, danny, and cat will be our audience and naughty girl tonight!!

nicodemus055 (02:09:26): Pardon me, kind sir or madam...
Auto response from Nastinchka (02:09:26): Parting is such sweet sugar, baby!! 8-)
nicodemus055 (02:09:33): Pardon me, kind sir or madam...
nicodemus055 (02:09:40): Fuck. Widget testing. Sorry.

Nastinchka (00:54:48): It's allliiiiive.
Nastinchka (00:54:56): THe internet. SSSHHH!! It's Growing.
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:55:09): lol
Nastinchka (00:55:23): SSSSH!!! I'M _____!! NO LAUGHING!!
Nastinchka (00:55:28): THERE WILL BE NO GLEE ON THIS PLANET
Nastinchka (00:55:31): OR LIGHT
Nastinchka (00:55:37): BECAUSE MY ASS? BLOCKS THE SUN
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:55:49): omg......ball of glee right here
Nastinchka (00:55:59): .....
Nastinchka (00:56:07): Elaborate, please. 8-)
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:56:16): i was contorted
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:56:25): into a ball of glee
Nastinchka (00:56:33): Cool!! E-convulsions!!
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:56:34): i was laughing...
Nastinchka (00:56:46): Spiders and snakes, John. Spiders and snakes.
Nastinchka (00:56:55): This is a Snark waiting to happen.
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:56:55): indeed

jangel139 (15:49:19): Yes, you know him. Yes, God saw. Yes, you should be ashamed. Oh well.

Nastinchka (00:38:04): ZZZ?
Auto response from Photofobia (00:38:04): Zzz...
Zzz...
Zzz...
Nastinchka (00:38:11): BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photofobia (01:44:48): Zzz = sleep...not bees
Nastinchka (01:46:20): ?.I know.
Photofobia (01:47:41): well, i guess it doesn't really mean sleep either
Nastinchka (01:49:23): See?

LiviaHarlowe (14:53:15): Ich hatte einen Traum ?ber unsere neue Condo und ?ber Leute wir nicht leben (das kristina, der feather-in-hat) das Versuchen, in es zu brechen
Nastinchka (14:53:28): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nastinchka (14:54:24): Wir sollen unsere Deutsch mehr sprechen.
Nastinchka (14:54:29): For practice.
Nastinchka (14:54:52): Cause I totally spaced on 'brechen' for, like, 30 seconds.
LiviaHarlowe (14:55:33): Du bist so nach rechts. Miteinander sprechen auf Deutsch ist wie das Unterhalten im Code. Ich kann Stewart gerade h?ren: "WHAT DIE H?LLE SIND SIE SAGEND! SPRECHEN SIE ENGLISCH! BIN Ich GERADE Ein WITZ ZU YOU?!"
Nastinchka (14:56:06): Das fuer mich ist das Besten Part.
Nastinchka (14:56:28): It's bad enough that we can talk without speaking, but to do so in another language? Hot-tastic.
Nastinchka (14:56:41): Wir sollen really make a point of doing this more.
Nastinchka (14:57:05): ALso? Stew wurde das totallisch sagen.
LiviaHarlowe (14:57:35): Wenn wir Deutsches miteinander vor das Stew sprechen, sollten wir erkl?ren ihm, da? it's eine andere Sprache wie Portugese und dann er versuchen w?rden, Portugese zu erlernen, um uns zu verstehen. TOTALLISCH.
Nastinchka (14:57:48): Was die HOLLE...hahaha....How are you getting the umlauts?
Nastinchka (14:58:10): lol.........totallisch.
LiviaHarlowe (14:58:45): My keyboard lets me do them by holding down shift and pressing the letter I want it over three times.
LiviaHarlowe (14:58:56): Holly, was die HOLLE.
LiviaHarlowe (14:59:19): that's our new thing
Nastinchka (14:59:25): Yes.

DNS funny:
Nastinchka (17:53:58): WHY CAN I NOT SEE MY OWN WEBSITE
nicodemus055 (17:54:47): Heh
Nastinchka (17:55:07): BE SURE TO TELL IT HELLO FOR ME.
nicodemus055 (17:55:07): Would you like me to read it for you? I'll let it know if it changes. ;-)
Nastinchka (17:55:19): SINCE WE WON'T BE SEEING EACH OTHER, ME AND THE WEBSITE

Nastinchka (21:47:25): Can't remember funny from last night, :-(
Nastinchka (21:47:30): At All.
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:47:46): i can't remember anything but the not breathing
Nastinchka (21:48:19): Rarrrrrrr. should've written it down.
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:49:11): yeah, but who could write?
Nastinchka (21:49:22): LOL
Nastinchka (21:49:25): OLOLOL
Nastinchka (21:49:49): Well, Not Stewart.
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:49:55): so true

Speaking of:
stewball103183 (00:56:29): are they fucking with you?
Nastinchka (00:56:38): Lil bit, yeah.
Nastinchka (00:56:50): Just enough to be irritating.
stewball103183 (00:57:06): block em
Nastinchka (00:57:33): Just did. I still wanna know who they are, though.
stewball103183 (00:59:22): im sure there just zombies who learned to type,better lock your door and whilst the rest of your roomates sleep hang large sides of beef on their headboards to be safe
Nastinchka (00:59:56): HAHAHAHAHA ....brains on the bedposts....braaaaains.
stewball103183 (01:02:40): seriously if zombies started attacking i would move up to where it was always cold and then all the zombies would freeze and i could go about as normal while the south went to hell
Nastinchka (01:03:33): Yeah, maybe the cold would slow them down enough for you to climb a tree or something.
Nastinchka (01:03:54): (Of course, then you'd be even more with the "I'm moving someplace warm" talk.) ;-)
stewball103183 (01:05:08): the cold would totally freeze em cause they are room temp so they wouldent even be able to move, which is a plus, and yeah i would have a long way to go
Nastinchka (01:07:17): Yeah, cause the blood's not flowing, so when it freezes and they tried to move a limb it would just snap off. That could be pretty entertaining.

Wisdom teef snarkage:
Nastinchka (15:19:37): You knwo what the best part is?
Nastinchka (15:19:45): I don't know how I"m getting home from the dentist.
Nastinchka (15:22:17): Daddy's in Chicago.
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:20): Your moo will take you?
Nastinchka (15:22:25): And Mom's all "I've got students"
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:30): AWESOME I GET TO TAKE YOU HOME FROM THE DENTIST
Nastinchka (15:22:31): No!!!
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:35): AWWWW THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN
Nastinchka (15:22:36): Don't you have an exam?
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:42): when?
Nastinchka (15:22:47): Thursday.
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:50): no, i'm DONE tomorrow.
LiviaHarlowe (15:22:55): AWWW ROOOOOOOOOO

Again:
jangel139 (22:12:34): I HATE THE DENTIST
jangel139 (22:12:49): With all the fire of a thousand suns. And
jangel139 (22:12:58): EVERY layer of hell, except the last one because it's icy.

And again:
Nastinchka (12:27:20): ROO
Nastinchka (12:27:29): COme over I'm drugged and veryvery funny
LiviaHarlowe (12:27:29): ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And again again:
LiviaHarlowe (17:41:52): baaaaby
Nastinchka (17:42:24): roooo
LiviaHarlowe (17:42:38): how you feel about me coming over in a little bit--say, 7
Nastinchka (17:42:49): :-) That's when Joy's coming.
LiviaHarlowe (17:43:10): 10.5
Nastinchka (17:43:25): YES
Nastinchka (17:43:29): So bored.
LiviaHarlowe (17:43:45): TEEEYUN POINT FAAAHV
Nastinchka (17:44:14): I'm on drugs!!

One more:
Nastinchka (23:54:03): Home alone on a Saturday night? Pretty girl like you? ;-)
GatsbyVT (23:54:22): its sunday
Nastinchka (23:54:31): Oh, fuck all, you're right.
Nastinchka (23:54:53): I'm surprised I know it's night time.

ShiftyEyedGuy (01:40:13): i posted but it won't show up
Nastinchka (01:40:19): I don't see it.
ShiftyEyedGuy (01:40:27): we broke the interweb
Nastinchka (01:40:29): Try holding down the shift key and refreshing.
Nastinchka (01:40:31): WE??
ShiftyEyedGuy (01:40:38): ...i
Nastinchka (01:40:45): That's right.

LiviaHarlowe (20:41:01): AHHHHHHHHH
LiviaHarlowe (20:41:11): LEON AND KATE ARE GOING TO CRAZY
KRISTINA'S ROOM TO RETURN A T-SHIRT
LiviaHarlowe (20:41:12): ABORT
LiviaHarlowe (20:41:12): ABORT
Nastinchka (20:41:26): OH MY GOD
Nastinchka (20:41:29): Call them in five minutes.
LiviaHarlowe (20:41:39): FIRE IN THE HOLE
Nastinchka (20:41:52): Fire in the HO
LiviaHarlowe (20:42:05): or at least in her groin area.
LiviaHarlowe (20:42:19): look, i found the line.
Nastinchka (20:42:58): I was gonna say.

Nastinchka (00:06:21): Go read the new snarks, btw. You're in them.
kaitlinwithani (00:06:24): its wonderful!!!
kaitlinwithani (00:07:03): the ones about me going to the eighth level of hell?
kaitlinwithani (00:07:17): i read them. and you are right. i am funny

UTK747 (20:11:51): ringing up a storm?
Nastinchka (20:11:58): Dead. *smirk*

Nastinchka (23:21:03): SHAZAM
Nastinchka (23:21:05): ;-)
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:21:23): EWWWWWW
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:21:26): dsfjafjdgsd
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:21:31): *seizure*

Guyfun420 (01:52:49): i've finally managed to identify the tromping sound that'
Guyfun420 (01:53:02): s been coming from upstairs since i've moved in
Guyfun420 (01:53:19): let's just say that i think they're running a brothel
Guyfun420 (01:53:33): or a jazzercise studio
Guyfun420 (01:54:17): but today it was timed to "ride of the valkyeries"
Guyfun420 (01:55:24): "thrust da da thrust da thrust da da thrust da thrust da da THRUST da thrust da da thrust" and repeat

El Czyz: fuck....if only the world worked out once in a while. Maybe then I wouldn't have to rely on a constant stream of Lucasarts activewear to lighten my spirits.

Auto response from Nastinchka (16:28:11): Men who say relationships are equal don't understand two things:
1. Women
2. Fractions

jangel139 (21:49:18): Alice in Wonderland Vol.2: The Walrus And The Bitchtits

rhysfeezled (17:04:59): http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ezbake.shtml
rhysfeezled (17:05:05): there is a god
rhysfeezled (17:05:08): and he likes very small cakes

While watching Jurassic Park:
Nastinchka (17:31:39): T____'s the T-rex, and the little boy is you hiding in the dressing room that one night.
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:31:46): lol
Nastinchka (17:32:08): "CANDY!!"
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:32:14): that's about what it was like, only with more screaming
Nastinchka (17:32:26): And partial nudity.
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:32:33): LOL
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:32:46): thank god it was mine
Nastinchka (17:32:47): Hey!!!.....T-Rex!!
Nastinchka (17:32:52): Get it?
Nastinchka (17:32:53): Get it?
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:32:59): i get it
Nastinchka (17:32:59): Thank God indeed.
Nastinchka (17:33:29): That's Casey. Casey is Ian Malcolm in this scene.
ShiftyEyedGuy (17:33:43): lol, so true
Nastinchka (17:38:38): Stick, stupid.

jangel139 (16:43:15): 5 AP tests, SciOly nationals, finals, English paper and Major Author and with all the stress I managed to GAIN NINE POUNDS.
Nastinchka (16:45:24): Dancing like a whore will be a good way to work that off.
jangel139 (16:45:37): That is an excellent point.
Nastinchka (16:45:41): Yes.
Nastinchka (16:47:09): I broke up with my boyfriend, then found out he cheated on me, I'm getting four teeth ripped out, my best friend and I aren't speaking, and I have no future in the arts. But By God, it's all going away, and the gyrating is what's going to make it go.

Nastinchka (22:58:35): Please. It's a festival with a student division and a music video category. We will not limit ourselves to the relevant.

LiviaHarlowe (00:49:54): I'm worried about The Stewart, though. It's so congenially dumb.
LiviaHarlowe (00:50:19): He's the kind of guy who would be lured into the back of a van by the promise of a trained unicorn with lollipops for hooves.

ShiftyEyedGuy (16:50:08): LOL
Nastinchka (16:50:20): It'd be like the 4th of July! Only inside!
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:50:27): god
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:50:34): my side hurt now
Nastinchka (16:50:43): Good. I'm doing my job.
ShiftyEyedGuy (16:50:59): at least i'm not in the er this time...*glare*
Nastinchka (16:51:23): *blush*...My will was not my own.

jangel139 (17:26:35): But, I'm not in. Also? Girls' State. Week before tech week. Gotta figure that one out somehow
Nastinchka (17:27:09): how many times do I tell you you're not doing Girls State before you begin to believe.
jangel139 (17:27:32): I'm hoping to kinda pocket veto it by never sending my forms in.
jangel139 (17:27:40): Oh How I Hate Girls.
Nastinchka (17:28:15): Tell the TRUTH!! WOuldn't that be great?
Nastinchka (17:28:26): "I'm sorry, I've accepted a position as a Stage Prostitute".
jangel139 (17:28:35): HAHAHA
Nastinchka (17:28:44): "I've never been pregnant or had a baby, but this is close enough, right?"
Nastinchka (17:28:54): ANd you can stsill put "accepted as a delegate" on your resumer.
Nastinchka (17:29:00): Yeah, your resumer
jangel139 (17:29:00): I was thinking more along the lines of, I've developed an allergy to girls. Or rather, Not Being With Boys.
Nastinchka (17:29:05): No kidding.
jangel139 (17:29:07): Ohh, i have one of those.
jangel139 (17:29:09): A resumer.
jangel139 (17:29:33): It's fun, it ..... I can't carry this joke.
Nastinchka (17:30:16): HAHAHAHAHA
Nastinchka (17:30:21): THwartx0red!!
Nastinchka (17:30:31): That was fucking classic.
jangel139 (17:31:01): Don't mock my incompetence!
Nastinchka (17:31:21): Never. I was actually just admiring your concession snark. It's so cute when you channel me.
jangel139 (17:32:48): Hehehe.
Nastinchka (17:33:02): It was the italics that made it Art. You've learned so much.

Nastinchka (15:25:07): Movies. They're worth it,
Nastinchka (15:25:20): unless it's Van Helsing.

Nastinchka (01:00:57): I can't find Black Death/ :-( He's lost in the covers.
LiviaHarlowe (01:01:49): awwwwwww
LiviaHarlowe (01:01:49): HE'LL find YOU
Nastinchka (01:01:56): I s'pose.
LiviaHarlowe (01:08:08): zip-a-dee-doo-dah...
LiviaHarlowe (01:08:15): i dont know why im in such a good mood. its really rare.
Nastinchka (01:08:17): zip a dee ROO dah

Nastinchka (00:26:44): Poker night at Syrah's tomorrow. You
Nastinchka (00:26:55): Have been invited by the lady of the house.
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:27:06): hottt
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:27:12): strip poker?
Nastinchka (00:27:24): Ironically, Hold 'Em.
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:27:31): lol
Nastinchka (00:27:37): I can SEE the face you're making right now.
ShiftyEyedGuy (00:27:49): i bet you can

jangel139 (13:30:59): Eh, I haven't been able to say anything funny all week. I don't know if it's the stress, or the lack of sleep, or that by the time I think of anything, you or Joan have already said it, laughed over it, and are now in the middle of Comedy Show, part MCXXXIV
Nastinchka (13:31:24): Yeah, we're hard to keep up with. You know the good part, though?
Nastinchka (13:31:36): It's like training for the Iron Man.
Nastinchka (13:31:58): I get my best ideas just trying to keep up with her, and vice versa.
jangel139 (13:32:52): Heh.
jangel139 (13:33:23): I guess by the time the show opens, I should have some serious Comedy Muscle and Comedy Endurance built, then.
Nastinchka (13:33:23): Girl, you're a hooker. You'll survive.
Nastinchka (13:33:38): Yup. And all other kinds of endurance, after we introduce you to John's dad.
jangel139 (13:33:38): I'll look 'em in the eye...
jangel139 (13:33:47): Oh. God.
Nastinchka (13:34:11): ;-)
jangel139 (13:34:13): I'm not sure exactly what you're implying but I'm terrified already.
Nastinchka (13:34:21): Bout time you were brought in on that particular sketch, anyway.
jangel139 (13:35:09): Sure, why not.

Nastinchka (01:17:34): Read yours.
Nastinchka (01:17:38): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Nastinchka (01:17:43): IT'S A SIGN
Nastinchka (01:17:51): AND SHE JUST SIGNED ON
Nastinchka (01:17:54): I'M GOING TO DIE
Nastinchka (01:18:03): I'VE GOT A LUMP ON MY BACK

nicodemus055 (02:17:33): http://www.muenster.org/hornissenschutz/manda.htm
nicodemus055 (02:17:40): Read about the thermal defense.
Nastinchka (02:18:27): HOLY SHIT
nicodemus055 (02:18:31): Lol
Nastinchka (02:19:34): WOW.
Nastinchka (02:19:52): How is it that I don't possess the proper tools to accomplish this myself?
nicodemus055 (02:20:14): God didn't bless you with the ability to bite off 30000 heads in 3 hours?
Nastinchka (02:20:36): :-( Yeah, that was kind of an oversight on His part, huh?

LiviaHarlowe (14:59:49): Google War: Fran Drescher vs. Roseanne
Nastinchka (15:00:26): Try roseanne vs. rapists. Do you have a rapists link on tha tgoogle war? WHY IS THAT "RELATED"??
LiviaHarlowe (15:00:33): HAHAHAHAHA
Nastinchka (15:02:13): http://www.googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Roseanne&q2=rapists&noadd=1
Nastinchka (15:03:05): http://www.googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=my+foot&q2=your+ass
LiviaHarlowe (15:03:07): The only thing that beats Roseanne is apocalypse.

jangel139 (15:45:24): Me: Well, Nabil's car got searched today because he had sausage in the back and the dogs smelled it.
Nastinchka (15:45:35): Hotttt.
jangel139 (15:46:03): Mother: Ooh! Maybe Nathan had dog treats. Or drugs. OOH. Did Nick ever drive that car? Maybe he left drugs in it!
jangel139 (15:46:22): I snorted.
jangel139 (15:46:29): And then protested for Nick's honor.
Nastinchka (15:46:46): of course!
Nastinchka (15:46:53): For one thing, he doesn't even have a license!
jangel139 (15:47:10): That's what I said!

Nastinchka (15:21:22): We monkeys are, to put it mildly and punningly, howling.

Nastinchka (23:12:05): And I'm gonna stroll in tomorrow with a little too much sunburn.
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:12:19): you aren't sunburned
Nastinchka (23:12:31): Oh, but I am. You weren't there this afternoon.
Nastinchka (23:13:10): You may read my body like Braille, but sun poisoning is a language all iuts own.
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:13:26): lol
Nastinchka (23:14:19): God. That was vintage Caesar. "You aren't sunburned. I would know if you're sunburned. I am John Fucking Caesar, Destroyer of Worlds."
Nastinchka (23:14:28): (:-*)
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:14:40): i was waiting for that last one
Nastinchka (23:14:59): What, the Destroyer or the e-smooch?
ShiftyEyedGuy (23:15:15): actually, now that you mention it, both

Nastinchka (09:12:34): I know you're busy, but if you get a chance you should go find a CNN-enabled teevee and watch Condi RIce. It's comedy Gold.
Nastinchka (09:12:50): She might as well be wearing a clown suit.
nicodemus055 (09:12:52): I have no access to a TV of any sort. I shall read the summaries later.
Nastinchka (09:13:09): In fact, I wish she was wearing a clown suit.

While watching that episode of Nip/Tuck where Christian tries to give himself a nose job:
LiviaHarlowe (22:47:15): GGAAAAH
Nastinchka (22:47:22): AAAAAAAAAAH
LiviaHarlowe (22:48:09): THIS IS SO EROTIC
Nastinchka (22:48:32): I KNOW
Nastinchka (22:48:33): KISS
LiviaHarlowe (22:48:37): KISS
LiviaHarlowe (22:48:41): WHY DONT THEY EVER KISS
Nastinchka (22:48:51): PERHAPS THEY DIDN'T HEAR ME
LiviaHarlowe (22:49:03): NOW KISS
Nastinchka (22:49:03): Christian's gonna help Sean get his groove back. Bawwww.
LiviaHarlowe (22:49:04): NOW
Nastinchka (22:49:06): ......NOW KILL
Nastinchka (22:49:13): AAAAAAAHH
Nastinchka (22:49:16): I actually meant kiss.
LiviaHarlowe (22:49:16): less kissy, more killy
Nastinchka (22:49:24): That was an HONEST TYPO.
Nastinchka (22:49:28): WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???
LiviaHarlowe (22:49:29): act: prepped and ready for twilight
LiviaHarlowe (22:49:32): so, so much
Nastinchka (22:49:33): LOL
Nastinchka (22:49:40): ....can we type louder?
LiviaHarlowe (22:50:05): again with the erotic
Nastinchka (22:50:18): DON'T HURT CHRISTIAN
Nastinchka (22:51:04): WHO'S BAD????
Nastinchka (22:51:06): CHRISTIAN BAD!!
LiviaHarlowe (22:51:15): i hope you'll be okay when i do this to you
Nastinchka (22:51:41): An unanesthetized rhinoplasty? Yeah, I'll be fine, why?
Nastinchka (22:51:46): ALl they have is each other.
Nastinchka (22:51:53): SO WHY DON"T THEY KISS ALREADY?????
LiviaHarlowe (22:51:54): and their scalpels
Nastinchka (22:52:06): KISS AND KILL
LiviaHarlowe (22:52:15): and fly, butterflies, fly.
LiviaHarlowe (22:52:33): NOOOOO
Nastinchka (22:52:40): CHISEL????????????
Nastinchka (22:52:44): WHAT ARE THEY DOOOOOING????
Nastinchka (22:53:01): NO
Nastinchka (22:53:01): NO
Nastinchka (22:53:02): NO
LiviaHarlowe (22:53:05): NOASDFGSDFGSDFGS
Nastinchka (22:53:09): ASDFJKL
Nastinchka (22:53:09): ;
Nastinchka (22:53:13): FEHYFWEIUHFWEIUWHYFWE;UHEEW
LiviaHarlowe (22:53:24): DF.KWJAEO;RTE9I8Q3[450346503[Q45
Nastinchka (22:53:30): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nastinchka (22:53:32): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nastinchka (22:53:34): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LiviaHarlowe (22:54:29): "I knew you'd find me."
Nastinchka (22:54:45): I"m glad to be here with you, Christian.
Nastinchka (22:54:54): here at the end of all things ICKY.
LiviaHarlowe (22:55:20): matts such a stupid prick. i wish they'd have him offed.
Nastinchka (22:55:35): BURN
Nastinchka (22:55:37): MATT BURN!!
Nastinchka (22:55:47): I hate Matt.
LiviaHarlowe (22:55:54): roo
Nastinchka (22:56:02): And Uncle Jamie.
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:08): i just spit everywhere with laughter for no reason at the word "roo"
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:12): and i dont know why
Nastinchka (22:56:13): lol
Nastinchka (22:56:17): KISS
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:22): honestly
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:25): KISSSSSS
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:36): :NO"
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:44): stop chatting
LiviaHarlowe (22:56:47): start tonguing
LiviaHarlowe (22:58:02): bastard
Nastinchka (22:58:22): SO they glossed over that line in the beginning so fast I'm not sure what I heard. Did the fag hag kill herself or her boy?
LiviaHarlowe (22:58:32): she killed her boy
LiviaHarlowe (22:59:08): excalibur may be ready but the rest of us, quite frankly, are not.
Nastinchka (22:59:31): I love this song.
LiviaHarlowe (22:59:36): i do too

It is to laugh!!

Posted by Nastinchka at July 20, 2004 01:11 PM