Nastinchka (21:18:36): Are you hearing about the buffalo pillow?
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:18:49): she's on to the hide now
Nastinchka (21:18:54): WHAT?!?
Nastinchka (21:19:06): She just wants its SKIN??
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:19:06): yeah, and a hoof wind chime
Nastinchka (21:19:15): *convulses*
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:19:34): *defibrilates*
Nastinchka (21:19:46): beep....beeep.....beep...
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:27:46): LiviaHarlowe (9:20:17 PM): Do you think they'd sell me a buffalo calf if they knew i was going to keep it in, like, my apartment?
ShiftyEyedGuy (9:22:01 PM): well, no. the aspca would hunt you down and kill you
Nastinchka (21:28:03): Like a buffalo.
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:35:33): OMG it's talking to her through the computer
Nastinchka (21:35:43): IT'S LIKE WILLEM
Nastinchka (21:35:50): AVENGE ME
Nastinchka (21:35:58): AVENGE MY BUFFALO BRETHREN
ShiftyEyedGuy: so now you want a DEAD one?
LiviaHarlowe: If no one loves me enough to buy me a 600 dollar buffalo calf that i can raise as my own child and name "Bettina", then yes, I'll settle for a fur I can cuddle in and reminisce about the majestic buffalo.
Nastinchka (21:18:50): You're an example to us all.
LiviaHarlowe (21:19:02): I know.
LiviaHarlowe (21:21:34): if i buy a buffalo hoof wind chime will you let me hang it on our balcony
Nastinchka (21:31:15): NO.
LiviaHarlowe (21:31:34): John doesn't understand the majestic legacy of the buffalo.
Nastinchka (21:31:54): He's a cowboy. He'll learn.
LiviaHarlowe (21:31:49): If I buy a 350 dollar buffalo head, can I hang it in MY room?
Nastinchka (21:31:57): ......yes?
LiviaHarlowe (21:32:02): And call it O'Malley, and ask it for advice?
Nastinchka (21:32:20): Ok, now we're treading into danger.
LiviaHarlowe (21:33:06): You can trust him.
Nastinchka (21:33:15): CORE BREACH IMMINENT
LiviaHarlowe (21:33:55): You know, O'Malley said you'd be jealous.
Nastinchka (21:34:08): I can trust....the buffalo head?
LiviaHarlowe (21:34:10): I'm writhing right now by the way
LiviaHarlowe (21:34:43): yes.
Nastinchka (21:35:15): .....i'm frightenend.
LiviaHarlowe (21:35:17): i think i'm just going to get the buffalo pillow.
Nastinchka (21:35:28): Good! This is a good choice.
LiviaHarlowe (21:35:48): but i am still going to call the pillow o'malley and ask it for advice
Nastinchka (21:36:08): .....I can't believe how sane that sounds.
"You need therapy."
"I'm in therapy."
"You need more."