Then a couple days later I went to Florida for my grandfather's funeral. When the funeral was the highlight of your four-day trip to the beach, you know there's something amiss with the company you keep.
In a nutshell, that's why I've been biting the head off anyone who begs for Snarks. I'm sorry, but I literally have 95 single-spaced pages of these things, and I'm neurotic about their selection, and the time I could expend working on them is currently being rerouted to seeing my fambly and spending every spare moment with 'Bus....who's leaving in 21 days and who I will not see again till October at the very, very earliest.
Yeah, I thought that'd shut you up.
Currently reading: New Atlantic, Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation, and Jesse's Harlan Ellison anthology, finally, finally, finally
Last movie seen: Pirates of the Caribbean.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! P.S. I made I Pirates of the Caribbean Drinking Game!! It's funny!! Ask me how!! (Also, a lot of people keep asking me about the sex advice book. It's actually an evolutionary biology book, believe it or not, but in the guise of smut. Lesen Sie.)