Better late than never, and better dead than mellow:
Nastinchka (13:49:54): Commercial: "Listerine is as effective as floss."
Nastinchka (13:50:06): text at bottom of screeen: "floss daily."
nicodemus055 (13:50:10): Not at strangling people.
Nastinchka (13:50:18): That's what I'm saying
nicodemus055 (13:50:33): Listerine is better for drowning people, though.
Nastinchka (13:51:00): I'll take your word for it.
nicodemus055 (13:51:34): When I kill someone I want their last thoughts to be,"God, what minty freshnness!"
Nastinchka (13:52:10): "What a tragedy that no one will ever know the invigorating scent that flows from my lungs."
Nastinchka (13:52:20): "At least I'll be fresh for the coroner."
Nastinchka (13:52:44): Coroner: "Cause of death: Minty Goodness."
nicodemus055 (13:52:54): "No odor causing bacteria in my respiratory system!"
nicodemus055 (13:53:03): Better than a flamethrower.
Nastinchka (13:53:10): In fact, no respiration a'tall!!
LiviaHarlowe (20:01:16): i just made a nasty comment on danny's journel.
Nastinchka (20:01:20): GOOD.
Nastinchka (20:01:23): I'm going to read it.
LiviaHarlowe (20:01:24): or "journelle"
Nastinchka (20:01:40): Yeah, it would be feminine, wouldn't it?
LiviaHarlowe (20:02:27): How dare you, sir. Danny is a paragon of masculinity. I'LL TAKE YOUR WAGER.
Nastinchka (20:02:39): AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Nastinchka (20:02:43): *cowers*
LiviaHarlowe (20:04:36): I have only one more thing to say:
LiviaHarlowe (20:04:42): There's a group rate on Blue Cross.
Nastinchka (20:04:51): [scene]
De Armac (14:11:12): why does swimfan even have a plot as opposed to just 90 minutes of jesse bradford in a speedo?
Nastinchka (14:12:06): Three reels of closeups of his dripping torso would have made a lot more money.
De Armac (14:15:05): honestly, why don't executives bother to consult us about these things...esp. given that the movie involves the subject we know most, psychotic obsessive love.
Nastinchka (14:17:00): HOW. TRUE.
nicodemus055 (13:37:45): How was its lunch?
nicodemus055 (13:37:56): Is it sufficiently souped?
Nastinchka (13:38:17): Lunch was fine. It is souped to the gills.
Nastinchka (13:38:28): (It has gills now. It meant to tell you.)
Nastinchka (13:38:35): (Gills are The New Black.)
nicodemus055 (13:39:08): No, no.
nicodemus055 (13:39:28): Tails are the New Black. Gills are the New Pink.
Nastinchka (13:39:53): My mistake.
nicodemus055 (13:41:19): What does it do, it and its new gills?
LiviaHarlowe (02:13:01): John is Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron and I am the cruel retired general who put the saddle on.
Auto response from Nastinchka (20:24:05): Unlike the seven plagues of Egypt, however, there's no way I'll catch them all.
nicodemus055 (13:54:01): I want to know how to kill someone with a single peanut.
Nastinchka (13:54:13): Insert in windpipe. press.
nicodemus055 (13:54:15): Maybe powdered and injected into the bloodstream?
Nastinchka (13:54:22): One way to find out.
nicodemus055 (13:54:29): Where's ****?
Nastinchka (13:54:36): I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT.
AIMLESSMAC (02:28:13): low carbs baby
AIMLESSMAC (02:28:44): the love handles drive the ladies with low standards wild
Nastinchka (02:59:55): Yeah. I'm tired, he's drunk, and lo! the smack-talk doth flow.
rhysfeezled (22:55:05): coco had explicitly said chocolate cake. damn you, mother!
Nastinchka (22:55:16): Oh, hush, Dauphin.
rhysfeezled (22:55:27): ...
rhysfeezled (22:55:41): king of the sea?
Nastinchka (22:55:49): .................
Nastinchka (22:55:52): Are you joking?
rhysfeezled (22:56:11): sort of
rhysfeezled (22:56:18): but only in a punny sorta way
Nastinchka (22:56:20): Ok.
rhysfeezled (22:56:44): i realize now that the "tuna" side of the pun was obviously in my head
Nastinchka (22:56:58): Yeah.
LiviaHarlowe (20:26:59): Fuck John Ritter.
LiviaHarlowe (20:57:13): I didn't mean that. I love John Ritter.
Nastinchka (21:02:32): I'm sure he knows you were joking.
LiviaHarlowe (21:04:39): He knows everything now. Of course he does.
Nastinchka: Hey!! I started Spanish today!! Out of desperation, but still....
Nastinchka: Love me!!
nicodemus055: Y como te parecio?
Nastinchka: And a preemptive moratorium on all mocking of my Spanyish!!
nicodemus055: Lol... Ok, I suppose.
nicodemus055: Even your accent?
nicodemus055: ;-)
Nastinchka: ESPECIALLY MY DAMN ACCENT.
Nastinchka (19:09:36): Will I know which one when I see it.
DJWanaBling (19:09:45): Oh yeah.
DJWanaBling (19:09:59): It'll jump right out at you.
Nastinchka (19:10:09): Like snakes in a can.
DJWanaBling (19:11:45): Or like a midget's bodily fluids at Courtney's hair.
Nastinchka (19:11:50): ew.
DJWanaBling (19:12:28): This is why I'm the king, baby!
Nastinchka (19:17:34): King cry-baby.
DJWanaBling (19:18:07): I'm telling MOM!
Nastinchka (19:18:13): it's A SONG.
DJWanaBling (19:18:20): Not for long!
Nastinchka (19:23:22): Thong ththongthongthong
DJWanaBling (19:27:00): Bitch, you comin on too strong.
Nastinchka (19:35:07): Sorry, must've been that bong.
DJWanaBling (19:35:25): Then I'm gona bust you with this gong.
Nastinchka (19:35:42): Bet you could, but it'd be wrong.
DJWanaBling (19:36:00): Why are you taking so long?
Nastinchka (19:36:24): HAHAHA!! Repeat!! DJWanaBling (19:18:20): Not for long! I win!!
DJWanaBling (19:36:31): DAMN!
Nastinchka (19:36:36): SPAMN!!
DJWanaBling (19:36:41): Shit...should played Pong.
Nastinchka (19:37:07): Too bad there's no such word as mong.
DJWanaBling (19:37:27): Don't make Jesse rape you with a tong.
Nastinchka (19:37:44): Nice driving, WONG.
Nastinchka (19:37:52): (COok something for you?)
DJWanaBling (19:38:06): My driving compliments my flong.
Nastinchka (19:38:33): Need sleep. Where's my futong?
DJWanaBling (19:38:51): Underneath my massive dong.
Nastinchka (19:39:17): It's bigger than King King!!
DJWanaBling (19:39:23): From Hong Kong?
Nastinchka (19:39:37): yeah, that.
DJWanaBling (19:39:39): Oh wait....you King King? I think you lose that one.
Nastinchka (19:39:49): Meh. Typo. I won first. I'll sleep fine tonight.
DJWanaBling (19:40:11): Just remember that we are tied...and Jesse owes Caesar $6 worth of tribute.
LiviaHarlowe (19:15:31): Ticonderoga213: holly'll definitely have some great advice
LiviaHarlowe: and by advice, what you mean is ripping him limb from limb.
Ticonderoga213: and then putting the limbs in a blender and feeding the puree to his disembered head
LiviaHarlowe: and then animating his head with robot technology and forcing it to fellate pennywise for eternity.
LiviaHarlowe (19:16:00): that was a convo danny and i had about filling you in on the treachery of ****. enjoy.
JayNaFLASH (16:16:12): My words exactly
Nastinchka (16:16:30): Well....yes.
Nastinchka (16:16:32): And no.
Nastinchka (16:16:55): The sticks your limbs were tied to as I manipulated them from above, including those attached to your vocal cords, say differently.
JayNaFLASH (16:16:58): true, true
LiviaHarlowe (13:51:32): Holly, you can relax. **** considers you his equal now.
Nastinchka (13:51:55): I KNOW. I'm so happy I could SPIT.
Nastinchka (13:52:06): It's the "now" that makes it Art.
Nastinchka (13:52:15): I'm surprised he didn't write a fucking poem about it.
Mease19 (00:34:29): we finally saw it
Nastinchka (00:34:42): Saw what?
Mease19 (00:35:04): a hotel that advertised color TVs and in room telephones
Nastinchka (00:35:11): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mease19 (00:35:19): we3 tried to take a pic but we were too late
Nastinchka (00:35:23): Was each letter of "color" a different color?
Mease19 (00:35:31): if we go back to venice beach we'll get one
Mease19 (00:35:33): yes
Nastinchka (00:35:40): AAAAHHH!! That's so great.
Mease19 (00:35:50): all different colors
Nastinchka (00:35:58): We drove through SOUTH CAROLINA, including Myrtle Beach, and didn't see a one. I was mighty pissed.
Nastinchka (00:36:44): Thanks, sunshine. That absolutely made my day.
Mease19 (00:37:06): mine too believe it or not
nicodemus055 (13:25:50): You're funny, I'm funny, so we're funny together?
Nastinchka (13:26:00): Something like that. :-)
Nastinchka (13:26:04): For to be forever funny.
Nastinchka (13:26:13): Dancing through Snark.
Now, the coda to the shower snark game:
Nastinchka (20:34:07): I guess I should take a shower. See you inna bit.
Nastinchka (20:34:16): *fashions appropriate away message*
ShiftyEyedGuy (20:34:34): hott
Nastinchka (20:35:12): I"M A GOD.
Nastinchka (20:35:32): Beat this.
ShiftyEyedGuy (20:36:18): nice
Auto response from Nastinchka (20:36:18): O, what men dare do*! What men may do*! What men daily do, not knowing what they do*!"
*in the shower
Nastinchka (21:19:30): But first, A Shower. What form shall my away message take?......
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:19:41): i can't wait for this
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:20:09): should we start with bad 80's songs?
Nastinchka (21:20:20): Yeah, but first this:
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:20:50): LOL
Auto response from Nastinchka (21:20:50): When beggars die there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth from the shower the death of princes.
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:20:56): NICE
Nastinchka (21:35:15): Yeah, we should switch before this stops being funny....OOOH, we could do show tunes.
Nastinchka (21:35:29): THere are giants in the shower!!
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:35:44): i'm horribly outgunned in showtunes though
Nastinchka (21:35:51): (Big, tall, terrible, awesome, soapy)
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:35:59): lol
ShiftyEyedGuy (21:36:01): LOL
Auto response from ShiftyEyedGuy (21:44:49): Water keeps raining.
Soap suds cloud steamy vision.
I'm in the shower.
ShiftyEyedGuy (22:09:12): so i think the haiku idea is a winner. how about you?
Nastinchka (22:09:31): Yeah, that was unholy in the best of ways.
Kiss me, you fool
Posted by Nastinchka at September 7, 2004 06:13 PM