Snarkastic

Hi.

And just when I was getting on a roll again, the internets done up and quit on me. Comcast will die a peasant's death.

Here's what I've been reading while invisible:

• No Quarter
• The advent of Linklater.
• Best Headline Ever.
• Old news, but more relevant than ever with the holidays upon us and multitudes still in need.
• Write your elected reps and ask them why they want you to get cancer.
• He'll think twice once Spawn's got his son in a leg-lock (the sexy kind).
• How are we not here right now? every year?
• What I really, really want for my impending birthday.
• Jesse, on the other hand, clearly never updates because he's too busy planting fake birthdays on Facebook for attention and devoting every remaining moment to this.
• It seems Shalonda (of He My Cousin™ fame) is all growed up...and hateratin' on K-Fed. (Do I really know this is her? Of course not. Could it be? Scroll down and see for yourself. You're looking for the IM interview.)
• Wax Hoff. When we get FistFrist.org up and running, it will look something like this. Only with fisting. (He's gotta loosen up somehow.)
• And just in time for Christmas, I get my three minutes of Internet Glory...sort of.

Posted by Nastinchka at December 23, 2005 09:40 PM