December 31, 2005
Fuck the Year in Review: Year Five
I've never had one like this. I can count the very best (Casablanca at the Tennessee on Valentine's Day) and worst (last Thursday) days of my life within the last year. I'm torn between wanting to do it all over again and swearing to never think on it as long as I live. And recapping's only a path to agonizing over what I can't take back and what I can't live twice.
...FIVE?!?!?
Five years of my life on the internets? You're joking. The blog is in kindergarten. I kept trying to think of something profound and witty to say, until I realized I'm largely incapable of either.
Instead, I typed "five" into Google Image Search. The pictures tell the story:
hold that lie
Posted by Nastinchka at December 31, 2005 07:28 PM
THE GIRAFFES ARE UNNECESSARY
Posted by: NooOOOOooo at January 3, 2006 03:02 PMBest. Address. Ever. For rill this time.
At least it's not John Madden.
Posted by: Holly at January 3, 2006 03:37 PMSee, for me, the year can pretty much be summed up by five key phrases:
1.) "No pain could be deeper..."
"..You got THAT right."
2.) "Batmonster...BAAATMONSTERR."
3.) "(incoherent shrieking, giggling, and weeping hysterically after we left Cabaret and realized we were college graduates and were actually expected to do something with our lives)"
4.) "Webb's team might have trust funds, but at least our Catholic team won't be going to hell."
5.) "Name, in order of descending manufacturing date, the seven different varieties of broomsticks in Harry Potter's world, complete with any accompanying specifications (i.e. Nimbus 2000, Nimbus 2001)."
Posted by: delta airlines can go to hell at January 3, 2006 07:40 PM