Between this and this...properly applied, one could readily prove the existence of a benevolent God.
(The trailer speaks for itself, and then some, but have you really absorbed the full impact of the second link? Let me lay it out for you simple-like: This is as close as we've ever been to year-round football. None of us can even say the words without breaking into this big goofy Christmas-morning grin. And if that doesn't make your heart grow three sizes, you're no kind of American.)