Driving Under the Influence. Though it's admirable to see such dedication to one's team's Fulmer Cup standings in a rising freshman, barring a miraculous crime wave, the prize is going to San Jose State.
can this be a show on ESPN? Late night?
Posted by: jesse at August 3, 2006 12:40 AMBeats the hell out of the Davis Cup of Darts, or whatever the hell they're calling it. In my mind, to qualify as A Sport, there has to be risk of grievous personal injury. Darts will make the list once the participants start hamstringing each other with the little pointy bits. (Or, you know, they add bears.)
Posted by: Holly at August 3, 2006 09:50 AM