In which Ryan returns to the land of the writing by attempting to simultaneously liveblog the USC-Notre Dame game and the SciFi Channel original movie King Cobra, while drunk and knowing nothing about football.
Punctuated intermittently by:
5:32:32 PM dearmac: when did it get so dark? it doesn't seem dark outside.
5:32:37 PM dearmac: horsey!
5:35:45 PM dearmac: wait? what just happened. it was good for us, right?
5:36:21 PM dearmac: DRINK!
5:36:25 PM nastinchka: Don't know till the booth review comes through.
5:37:51 PM dearmac: posession....by the DEVIL!
5:42:44 PM dearmac: go trojans! whoop that snake!
5:43:14 PM dearmac: oh man, if they lose i can have pitysex with an irish dude from CL.
5:45:02 PM nastinchka: with the mayor and the beer festival?
5:45:16 PM nastinchka: I thought this was about a 30 foot man-cobra-rattler hybrid
5:45:16 PM dearmac: what channel are you even on?
5:45:26 PM nastinchka: Probably not the football game.
5:45:37 PM nastinchka: Though this would vastly improve One Tree Hill.
5:50:53 PM dearmac: be honest: you'd do pete carroll, right?
5:51:44 PM nastinchka: in an osteoporosistic heartbeat.
5:52:00 PM dearmac: he has osteoporisis?
5:52:32 PM nastinchka: Um, his hair's white?
5:53:18 PM dearmac: having white hair is not osteoporosis!
6:44:26 PM nastinchka: Did I miss something? Why are they wearing PROTECTIVE GOGGLES?
6:45:11 PM dearmac: protective goggles saves us from the smog?
6:46:00 PM dearmac: cobras are allergic to protective goggles.
6:46:05 PM nastinchka: *smooth announcer voice* When I'M faced with a thirty-foot cobra-man hybrid, the LAST thing I want to think about is Dry Eyes!
6:46:17 PM dearmac: you know, i would say the film is about man's inhumanity to cobra.
6:46:23 PM dearmac: but since the cobra is part man.
6:46:33 PM dearmac: it's really about man's inhumanity to man.
6:46:42 PM nastinchka: So Pat Morita is like Quint, but for snakes?
6:46:47 PM dearmac: did miyaga just come on to the cobra? "you are big boy?"
6:46:48 PM nastinchka: IS HE GOING TO WRESTLE THIS SNAKE
6:46:53 PM nastinchka: HE IS
6:46:56 PM dearmac: KISS IT
6:46:57 PM nastinchka: Clever girl.
...wow.
Posted by: Jesse at November 26, 2006 05:20 PMI am so confused.
Posted by: Chuck (Sweepy Bastard) at November 26, 2006 06:30 PMOkay - to defend myself -
I was NOT drunk. I didn't even have a drunk until the 3rd Quarter. My sleep schedule has been, well, off, so I literally slept through all of Black Friday. Which means I was up all night and day on Saturday. I tend to get a little manic with lack of sleep, but it makes for great writing. Well, not great writing, but entertaining writing.
Posted by: Ryan at November 27, 2006 01:35 AMKing Cobra IS available from Netflix, but there is a short wait! We are so doing a commentary this week - it'll be better than Disneyland.
Posted by: Ryan at November 27, 2006 01:37 AM