Snarkastic

NFL Draft Draft Revolution

You know how sometimes they play music tracks when they cut to the boys sitting backstage waiting to be called? I want Brady Quinn's cut to be "I Want You To Want Me", with "Toura Loura Loura" being sampled wildly in the background. I want it to segue directly into "Losing My Mind" from A Little Night Music.

Then it segues into BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, FROM FOLLIES, and the Gilmore Girls theme, THAT SONG WHERE CELINE SINGS AND THE GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE CRASHES--ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOWWW...and that song the Backstreet Boys sing about their moms...Butterfly...and that song the 4 Spice Girls sang when Geri left.

Brady Quinn Draft Day Playlist:

1. "All By Myself". Not the hidden-track Green Day one, the waily one from Bridget Jones' Diary.
2. The entire soundtrack to La Cage aux Folles
3. That Des'ree song from Romeo + Juliet that's basically half keening
4. The Golden Girls theme
5. Celine Dion's "The Colour of my Love"
6. "Kiss Me At Midnight" (N*Sync)

I could do this all day. It's unclear why I'm not a big-time music supervisor. Can you imagine any of the following playing over footage of him tearing a napkin at an empty table? Course you can:

7. "Butterfly Kisses"
6. "The Last Unicorn"
8. The collected works of John Mayer

brady quinn does disney

-a dream is a wish your heart makes
-a whole new world
-part of your word (and it ends with one final stretch and a big splash of ocean water)

(this is totally unrelated)
also please tell me you have seen the new will farrell movie called blades of glory. its the cutting edge, almost down to the line, except kinda different. and the kid from napoleon dynamite IS jay schaad. imdb it. i expect posts, a drinking game, and a comparative study done to examine the hilarious similarities between jay and this guy.