For the record, I was all set to call in character as a TNTroglodyte and give the following answers:
1. The 2005 Tennessee Volunteers who went 5-6 (this is the part necessitating the character). Not a great year to be working in a sports bar in Knoxville. Ugly strangers wept on my shoulder.
2. Do you even have to ask?
3. The 1997 Stoerner fumble, and Daddy was there, so I tell this one rill good.
4. It's a tossup between Raffi and "God Bless The U.S.A."