Match the Deadspin boys to their antics on the phone last night while I hid behind a column at this dreadful party and tried not to shriek with laughter:
2. Told me wearing my Ned shirt was the same as having him clutch my rack.
3. Wouldn't talk to me directly at all, but frequently screamed in the direction of whoever had the phone at the time that if I came near him with a knife he'd drown me.
4. Has me stored in his phone as "Stabby Maggie".
5. Fell over a curb and told me he had to hang up so he could "navigate", which somehow became a seven-syllable word.
Answer choices: PeteJayHawk, Raskolnikov, Tuffy, 289. One answer will be used twice. Good luck!
At least you were not the one completely hammered at Barney's Beanery trying to look at some guys credit card to see if his name matched the name of one of the guys from the "hot blogger" contest because you were CONVINCED you had seen that picture before.
Not one of my finer moments.
Posted by: TheStarterWife at May 11, 2007 10:26 AMWhen I didn't hear back from TSB I figured he was bailing you out of County.
Posted by: Holly at May 11, 2007 10:28 AM1. Pete
2. 289
3. Raskol
4. Tuffy
5. Pete
Close. More like making sure I had some food in me so I didn't get sick.
In other news, I am guessing -
Pete
289
Tuffy
289
Raskoliv
Wow, I'm either away from Deadspin too much or just not one of the cool kids because I have no idea...
I thought I could get some kind of recognition for:
a.) Saying your commenter name reminded me of Holley Mangold.
b.)Lauding my ability to purchase Jimmy John's over you
Oh well, guess I need to start trying harder.
Posted by: SVPIMH at May 11, 2007 01:10 PMTalking about not being a cool kid, is no way to become a cool kid. Actually, the only thing worse than that, is making fun of her Holly not being able to get JJ's. She does not find that amusing. At all. What you should try harder at? Try harder to not get stabbed. So far, you're not doing well.
For real--why would you want everyone reminded that you've got some serious asshattery to your name in the recent past?
Posted by: Holly at May 11, 2007 01:41 PMSelf-deprecation/sarcasm/a horrible, horrible sense of humor or some mix of those three.
Posted by: SVPIMH at May 11, 2007 01:55 PMI cast my vote for "horrible, horrible".
This is probably a good time for you to stop commenting and start watching Around The Horn
(or whatever it is you normally do).
1. Pete
2. 289
3. Tuffy
4. Pete
5. Raskol
Who the fuck is Raskolnikov?
Posted by: DougOLis at May 11, 2007 11:18 PM