Listen, you bridge-and-tunnel reprobates. [Knoxville native, Webb alum, and all-around-nice-guy-but-not-in-an-annoying-way] Chad Pennington is literally having years of his life knocked out of him for your country asses. He's battled back from injury after injury with no help from you, he finally gets on the field, he's sacked and his leg is twisted halfway around--and you CHEER as his backup runs out? While Chad himself is falling down trying to get himself to the sideline? Are you fucking kidding me?
And what does Chad do? Sit out the rest of the series, come right back in and throw a motherfucking TD. In a stadium half full of Patriots fans, Jets faithful--you're the assholes. And that's really saying something.
Also, IT IS THE FIRST GODDAMN GAME. WANT THEM TO DIE IN A FIRE PLZ KTHXBAI.
Posted by: Holly at September 9, 2007 12:26 PMThey well might. New Jersey smells pretty combustible.
Posted by: The Great Barstoolio at September 9, 2007 12:28 PMJe-ts fans? Really? I thought they were the cleaning crew after Giants games, I never knew.
Posted by: Hank Scorpio at September 9, 2007 12:40 PMTHANK YOU. Those no-class a-holes are pathetic. I hope Chad ends up on the Dolphins (or other innner-league rival) one day and pounds the Jets into submission in a manner that closely emulates prison sex. It's what those fans deserve.
Posted by: Irish Duffy 98 at September 9, 2007 01:28 PMI will destroy each and every person who glories in Chad's suffering. We went to Webb at the same time. His mom? My English teacher and mentor-about-town. We are the only good things to ever come out of Webb School. I will not see him demeaned in this manner. Holly, meet me in New Jersey in fifteen hours.
Posted by: j at September 9, 2007 02:22 PMThese are people who spend 357 days a year being the dregs of society; Jets games give them the opportunity to really stick it to the man.
Posted by: PetrusJayhawk at September 9, 2007 03:33 PM[update: Olbermann concurs. THANK YOU.]
Posted by: Holly at September 9, 2007 07:06 PMI don't know if it'll kill 'em, but Jesse's been complaining about a case of the 'fire crotch.' Maybe we could send it to them, like, in the mail.
Fuck, I need a TV.
Posted by: Chuck (TV-less Bastard) at September 9, 2007 08:04 PMOf course they're going to cheer Clemens; Jets fans wanted him all along from the pre-season, which I understand. However, there wasn't a lot of concern for Pennington.
Philly fans thought that was bush league.
Posted by: Signal to Noise at September 9, 2007 10:56 PM