Snarkastic

Nice shoes! But now you have to find an orange belt to tie the whole outfit together. Good luck with that.

LOVE.

I actually loathe belts. I don't know why. But if I wore them, y'all wouldn't get occasional stories of my pants falling down in crowded elevators.

How about a bag large enough to hold a beagle to go with those shoes?

They are awesome, by the way!

Purchased from myshoeaddiction via eBay...and Joan's got a matching pair. Watch out, Tuscaloosa.

Nice kicks. BTW, in honor of hate week, I've put up my own little bit over at Jeebus' place.

That's the same thing my wife pulls every fall.

"Oh look. There are some crimson ________! Those can be my new lucky Alabama ________.

With the thousands of dollars worth of "lucky" shit I've bought her, Alabama should be working on it's 8th consecutive undefeated season. All that aside, it's still cheaper to keep her.

Glorious, RCR. And dammit, that reminds me, I meant to post our FF results. So everyone can know that I MOPPED THE FLOOR with one Jebus H. Pantywaist Christ.

Thanks! I took down PeteJayhawk last week, and Texy's next...

I don't even know who I've got next. And I haven't checked the waiver wires, either. I'll be fine.

I believe you mean to say that YOU have a matching pair. You're welcome.

Joan found them first. She is all that is man, but with girl parts. She also smells nice.

It's so true.

Thos are hilarious, It looks like you beat up some orange elf for them. The only thing funnier is how easily the Gators are going to whip you all.

toe cleavage!!!

CONE HEADS ON FEET?