Take a look at this, and ask yourself, in the wake of phasing out manned missions, why they aren't going with "Feet on the ground, reaching for the stars". It's not like Casey Kasem's busy (but he's still alive, right?). Also enjoy the folks taking this seriously. The earnest deserve your scorn.
How about "NASA - Blasting Tang to the Moon since 1969."
Posted by: T Bag at September 12, 2007 02:38 PMI like NASA: We Can See Your House From Here
small print: You Should Probably Wax That
Posted by: The Great Barstoolio at September 12, 2007 02:50 PMShe said it right.
Posted by: Big Daddy at September 12, 2007 04:47 PMYour fake email addy would make a great one, actually.
NASA: It's not exactly rocket science.
Posted by: Nick at September 12, 2007 06:56 PMNASA: Nothing Awesome in Space, Assholes.
Posted by: Big Daddy at September 12, 2007 08:21 PMJesse, just start listing your damn email addresses; they're outscoring everyone else on their own.
Posted by: Holly at September 12, 2007 09:06 PMNASA: Who knew all the aliens were at Home Depot the whole time?
Posted by: Bully Van De Graaff at September 13, 2007 09:07 AMNASA: Because gray matter matters.
Posted by: Irish Duffy 98 at September 13, 2007 10:42 AMNASA: No One You Hate Is in Space. Yet.
NASA: No Face-Huggers. We Promise.
NASA: Because Astronomy Pisses Off Creationists
NASA: The Least Stupid Thing Congress Does with Your Money