Snarkastic

Well, looks like I'll be cheering for the gators. Why? So that I may see your internets boobs, of course.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON.

Damn Holly. You got the rotten end of that bet. You should have made him get a tattoo of Philip Fulmer on his ass. GO BIG ORANGE!!!

Didn't, really. Ask anyone who knows me--am not shy about showing off the rack. This will cost me nothing. Swindle? Will have to sing that song, throwing up in his mouth the whole time.

The winner regardless? All of us! I heard a rumor that your Vols are getting Demetrius Jones from Notre Dame. I guess we owe you something for Harrison!

Damn, this is tough...boobs or embarrassing songcraft? Both have their virtues.

Eh, fuck, who am I kidding? CHOMP 'EM, GATORS.

(But I shall be entertained either way.)

Hope y'all enjoy being extremely out of favor.

My guess is that you'd us more if we didn't at least try to be honest.

Although I am going to wonder just how blatantly off pitch Swindle can be.

*you'd "hate" us more.

This is the Florida game. You could not be more wrong.

S2N - This would be equivalent to you coming to BON and saying, "At least I'm being honest that I'm rooting for Oklahoma."

We would still tar and feather you, sir.

By the way, the debt Notre Dame owes Tennessee for Harrison Smith could not begin to be paid with Demetrius Jones. It would require the sacrificing of virgins, the demolition of your stadium by magma, and presenting us with a pure obsidian skull with diamonds for eyes in order to BEGIN to repay your debt.

PS---pure obsidian skulls with diamonds for eyes addressed to Livia Harlowe at Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN, 37919 will find me.

No kidding. We watched him play in high school--y'all have no idea how good you're about to have it.

Ah, I see. Clearly, I don't know from college football hate enough.

Oh, I know what a coup it was getting Harrison to come to Notre Dame. He'll be starting by next year once Zibby moves onto the NFL. Good luck against the Gators today. Hope your boys Teabag Tebow. Hey, that would be a great shirt!

Get your ladies ready. Tebow owned all of us tonight, that bastard. Has Tennessee EVER given up 59 fucking points? Didn't we used to have a DEFENSE!?!? I'm going to get drunk now.

Most ever was 62...to Florida under Spurrier.

Who's thirsty?

at least you scored! Did you ever get to see Grindhouse?

Oh, man, are you a Domer? You poor thing.

Yeah, caught it with some girlfriends in San Diego over Memorial Day weekend.

Yes, very much a Domer. Thinking of hermetically sealing myself in my apartment, but then I wouldn't be a true fan. Got to show the love when your team is down, even if the offensive line is on life support. Only asked about Grindhouse because we distribute dvds for The Weinstein Company.

Oh, rrreally? I mean, I've seen it, but if you wanna toss a screener my way, I wouldn't object.

I'll see what we've got lying around. We get some really messed up films floating around here. They seem to have a proclivity for buying cult horror titles. "Teeth" and "Inside" are probably as disturbing as anything I've seen in quite a while.