Snarkastic

Whatever else happens, I need to take personal responsibility for the Ainge-Foster handoff fumble. As the ball was snapped, I told TGC, "If Bad Erik shows his face, it's now". What we saw was not Bad Erik, not by a longshot, but I set the juju in motion and I should fucking know better.

I'm not getting out of bed for about three days.

Well, we have our theme for the year. It's Cal all over again--we thought it'd be closer.

I don't know anyone who actually thought we'd actually win, but this? Was unexpected. And ouchie. And...yeah, should not have watched this game sober.

Time for the Boobs!!!! Thank you for a great game.

You watched the game sober? How? I'd have thought Brandon James breaking the first score would have inspired the bottle popping early. Nothing's more conducive to chugging than your team giving up a big special teams play.

I'd better go open the whiskey -- the way the Trojan defense just let Sam Keller and Co. through is disturbing.

The thing you have to understand about Tennessee is that we have never--NEVER--had any kind of a threat on either side of special teams who doesn't kick the ball. Something like this happens, we just tend to throw up our hands and pour another shot. This is nothing new. You kinda get numb to it after a while, which is nice.

As far as sober, be assured that I am hurtling rapidly in the opposite direction.

OK, that makes sense.

I really, really don't want to lose to Nebraska tonight. Not only because of title hopes, but because I lost a lot of good brain cells yelling at Osborne when he would come in and beat Colorado regularly. (Here's hoping the Buffs bring it to that old coot Bowden.)

It doesn't help that USC has a tendency to wait until the second half to turn on the O sometimes.

Vern and the other guy kept saying it was EA's southpaw handoff, but Foster should have had that ball. He's a fullback...teach him to block and never give him the ball again. There's 3 RB's on that team that are better than him.

Word, Alex. Word. That one was ALL Arian. I'm thinking of calling off our engagement. And of sending a fuck lion to attack him.

*nods*

sprint/nextel bitch!

If it's any consolation, I missed the Brandon James punt return because my local CBS affiliate (based out of Dothan, Alabama) stuck with the Lincoln Financial telecast of the Mississippi State win over Auburn. I got to watch the two stalled Florida drives in the first half and get super nervous.

So there's always that.

you deserve your fate, woman. if for no other reason than doubting the power of THE SABAN.

Now, you have to give me credit: I have paid Alabama many a compliment this summer, but to expect me to pull for them against a delightful critter like Humanity Advanced is laughable.

Also, the end of that game was terrifying and proves Saban's proximity to the Hellmouth. Who the fuck kicks a field goal when they're down by seven with four minutes to play...unless he already knows the outcome??

Could someone please send a fuck lion to attack me?
kthxbai

Damnation -- how could you let the Gators beat you like THAT? I wanted Cal to be the marquee beatdown, but noooo...

Ah well. This is why we drink. Heavily.

-Colin

There's nothing like actually being in Alabama for a game like that one.

(translation: get me out of here, and fuck you Arkansas)

The many phantom pass interference calls must be easy to pay for with 4 million a year.

whistles insouciantly.