October 03, 2007
Should've seen it comin' when the roses died
One of the very most funnest things about being outed to my mother as a blogger has been having her comb through the archives, find something like this, and send me another clown card just like it:
Your mom is just awesome.
Posted by: Elyse at October 3, 2007 05:01 PMShe's not just awesome, she's looking out for her daughter's best interests, here. Wait....then again, I'd say the clowns move faster than a postcard, so, really, her mom is only being sinister, here.
On a side note...
Holly's mom was even more furious than my own would be in the event of walking into the room to witness me mid-curse:
Me: That's McMotherfuckin' Ridic--
Miz Naincy: Jessssseee!!!!
Me: Fuck. Shit. Sorry. Cockrocket.
Holly: Dude! How are you actually getting worse?
Miz Naincy: No Sinfully Good Chex-mix for you tonight.
Me: Oh, no. PLEASE. IT'S SOOO GOOD. What if I wash the dishes and my mouth?
Now she's going to read this and deny me Chex-mix forever.
Posted by: Big Daddy at October 3, 2007 08:14 PMCalling it Chex Mix does not even begin to do it justice. For one thing, I don't think there's Chex in it. It just sounds so common. Whatever it is, December approacheth, and with it LITERAL BUCKETS of delicious Miz Naincy snack food. I'll be home on 12/21. Start counting the days.
Posted by: Holly at October 3, 2007 10:17 PMEven when she merrily tells you that a legion of clowns is coming to get you, it's charming.
Is the proper term for a gathering of clowns a 'clutch'? I always thought it was 'bunch of assholes'.
As in, "Oh God what does that bunch of assholes want?"
Posted by: Alex at October 4, 2007 10:36 AMAlex FTW
Posted by: Holly at October 4, 2007 04:48 PMAlex, the passengers waiting at Gate A11 at the Louisville, Ky airport would like you to know they do not appreciate being disturbed by the idiot rolling in the floor laughing at your comment.
Funniest thing I've read this week, by far.
+10 cocktails if you're a girl
+1 headnod if dude