Snarkastic

Laff Riot 50: In Which We Are So Fucking Outta Here.

5:18:08 PM Nastinchka: Listen, I know this could never ever work
5:18:10 PM Nastinchka: but
5:18:15 PM Nastinchka: I had this dream
5:18:19 PM Nastinchka: where you and I moved to [city redacted]
5:18:25 PM Nastinchka: and completely took over the theatre scene
5:18:32 PM Nastinchka: and never said a word to __________
5:18:34 PM Nastinchka: just let him find out when he strolled in for an audition
5:18:43 PM Nastinchka: "We've been here for three years and have a critically acclaimed repertory company. Hey, how's the bar business?"
5:18:52 PM Livia: I thought this would end with "opened a roadside stand and sold tennessee ham"
5:19:03 PM Livia: but i still like it.
5:19:06 PM Nastinchka: No. He's not worth the tarp we'd need to roll his body in before throwing it in the lake.
5:19:14 PM Livia: How true.
5:19:17 PM Nastinchka: I....I think I just had a moment there.
5:19:23 PM Livia: Breakthrough!

5:35:45 PM Nastinchka: I can't even fathom how much more writing we could do, back together.
5:35:54 PM Livia: I KNOW
5:35:58 PM Nastinchka: QUACK ATTACK IS BACK, JACK!
5:36:02 PM Livia: We're not reaching our potential.
5:36:09 PM Livia: QUACK
5:36:25 PM Nastinchka: ....
5:36:28 PM Nastinchka: quack.
5:36:42 PM Livia: Quack.
5:36:56 PM Nastinchka: (I resent this already)......quack
5:37:16 PM Livia: QUACK.
5:37:16 PM Nastinchka: etc, etc.
5:37:19 PM Nastinchka: ...dammit.
5:37:21 PM Nastinchka: QUACK.
5:37:23 PM Livia: (Music swells)
5:37:33 PM Nastinchka: quack
5:37:34 PM Nastinchka: quack
5:37:35 PM Nastinchka: quack
5:37:36 PM Livia: When the winds are blowing and the skies are dark?
5:37:36 PM Nastinchka: quack
5:37:39 PM Livia: DUCKS FLY TOGETHER.
5:37:48 PM Nastinchka: goooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:38:04 PM Livia: Oh, Pacey.
5:38:10 PM Nastinchka: ....FINISH THIS.
5:38:18 PM Livia: DUCKS!
5:38:43 PM Livia: This is a distraction. This is a fire in a barrel. This is a distraction in a fire in a barrel. Any questions?
5:39:38 PM Livia: (Jeremy Shockey voice) DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
5:39:58 PM Livia: I think Jeremy Shockey watches those movies weekly. It would help explain the insane light in his eyes.
5:40:40 PM Nastinchka: I bet he has a Gordon Bombay jersey and a Fathead of Lane Smith.
5:40:48 PM Livia: And I think when he savagely hits someone, he gets up in their face and screams GOLDBERG.
5:41:04 PM Livia: I want a Gordon Bombay jersey for my wedding gift.
5:41:06 PM Livia: Make a note of it.
5:41:12 PM Livia: I don't care what you have to do to get it.
5:41:32 PM Nastinchka: That last part goes without saying.
5:42:37 PM Livia: We're team USA, and we're going all the way. I'M FROM THE U, BABY! THE U! (Insane Shockey face)
5:42:51 PM Livia: I adore him.
5:42:59 PM Livia: He's a fucking lunatic.
5:43:29 PM Nastinchka: He's on my all-hottie keeper team
5:43:33 PM Nastinchka: the other girls were scandalized
5:43:58 PM Livia: We only find him attractive because we think he might take us hostage
5:44:17 PM Nastinchka: I'm not seeing the problem here.
5:44:31 PM Livia: Oh, I didn't mean to imply that it was a problem.
5:45:51 PM Livia: He is one of only ten good things to ever come out of the state of Florida.
5:46:03 PM Nastinchka: Go.
5:46:27 PM Livia: Jeremy Shockey
5:46:30 PM Livia: My sister
5:46:36 PM Livia: The fountain of youth (IT COULD BE REAL)
5:46:47 PM Livia: Oranges
5:46:55 PM Nastinchka: You're reaching already.
5:46:57 PM Nastinchka: reggie nelson!
5:47:06 PM Livia: Oranges are not a reach
5:47:21 PM Nastinchka: So we have five.
5:47:49 PM Livia: Yeah, I think that's it.
5:49:27 PM Livia: Let's count the Backstreet Boys as 5. Oh, wait. That would bring us back to zero.
5:49:45 PM Nastinchka: Roller coasters!
5:50:00 PM Livia: Oh, Disney. That makes six.
5:50:06 PM Nastinchka: Universal, bitch.
5:50:12 PM Livia: The Whale What Replaced Shamu is seven.
5:50:15 PM Livia: Universal is 8.
5:51:00 PM Livia: Storm surge waves.
5:51:30 PM Nastinchka: Dolphins?
5:51:44 PM Livia: Little known fact: Jeremy Shockey is 1/4 alligator.
5:51:52 PM Livia: Sure. Dolphins.
5:51:55 PM Nastinchka: Who doesn't know that.
5:51:57 PM Nastinchka: Wait!
5:52:00 PM Nastinchka: My dolphin noise!
5:52:09 PM Livia: Aaaaaand dolphins are disqualified.
5:52:43 PM Nastinchka: OCTOPUS DANCE.
5:52:54 PM Livia: I honestly think Jeremy Shockey is the NFL player most likely to commit murder (next, I mean).
5:53:19 PM Livia: It's that look of vacant happiness he gets after he inflicts pain
5:53:52 PM Livia: It's so endearing. It's like he's a Viking.
5:54:19 PM Nastinchka: A marshmallow viking.
5:56:56 PM Livia: So now we know: only 9 good things ever came out of Florida.
5:57:21 PM Nastinchka: JOAN.
5:57:22 PM Nastinchka: JOAN.
5:57:23 PM Nastinchka: COME ON.
5:57:25 PM Nastinchka: we forgot SHARKS.
5:57:36 PM Nastinchka: We should be ashamed.
5:57:39 PM Livia: can we really just give the credit to florida, though?
5:57:48 PM Nastinchka: They have the most attacks in the US.
5:57:52 PM Nastinchka: I think that's best to keep in mind. Also, their proximity to rocket ships.
5:58:04 PM Livia: True

1:24:19 PM Jeebsy: Guess what I'ma do?
1:24:57 PM Nastinchka: What you'ma do?
1:25:16 PM Jeebsy: Eat a GIANT sandwich and watch Face/Off.
1:25:20 PM Jeebsy: (for the 20th time)
1:25:37 PM Nastinchka: ....STOP CALLING ME PEACH IMMEDIATELY.

3:20:58 PM Nastinchka: Oh, and Momma's screen name is [designing women joke redacted]. Do with that what you will.
3:21:07 PM Livia: Of course it is.
3:23:27 PM Livia: Did she tell your dad about the blog?
3:24:34 PM Nastinchka: Not far as I know.
3:24:43 PM Nastinchka: And somehow, I think I'd hear about it.
3:24:57 PM Livia: Yes, I am tempted to agree.
3:25:17 PM Livia: By the way, I LOVED the part where the writer expressed sympathy for your father ("if you had one")
3:25:24 PM Nastinchka: I KNOW.
3:25:31 PM Livia: That was the part where I thought I was going to actually pee from laughing
3:25:46 PM Livia: They might as well have just addressed the letter "Dear Hoor"
3:26:25 PM Livia: (which is the name of my new greeting card company)
3:26:29 PM Livia: (TM)
3:26:50 PM Nastinchka: All rights reserved, babies.
3:27:12 PM Livia: Wouldn't you rather buy cards from Dear Hoor than Hallmark?
3:28:44 PM Livia: We can even have soundcards, like one that just bellows "fuuuuuuuuuhhhck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!" when you open it
3:30:39 PM Nastinchka: It'll be huge in South Carolina. Like Cheerwine.
3:30:59 PM Livia: i am so in love with the idea of dear hoor right now
3:31:30 PM Livia: I'm telling your mom you'll stop selling yourself if she signs over the lease to the condo. we need it.
4:22:25 PM Nastinchka: You recognize, of course, that once she has your IM name she'll use it.
4:22:27 PM Nastinchka: A lot.
5:00:55 PM Nastinchka: You should just use Gmail chat thingy.
5:01:01 PM Nastinchka: You don't have to have AIM.
5:01:14 PM Nastinchka: ALso, BEEEEILL uses it.
5:01:26 PM Nastinchka: Because I know how important it is for you to have contact with one of my parents at all times.
5:02:10 PM Livia: Oh, you didn't know I'm actually sitting in your house right now. Awkward.
5:02:24 PM Nastinchka: GO OVER THERE AND GET YOUR BIRFDAY PRESENT. IT'S SAT ON THE TABLE BY THE LAUNDRY ROOM SINCE JULY.
5:03:09 PM Nastinchka: The batteries might have run down on it by now and it won't be as terrifying, which would sadden me.
5:03:24 PM Livia: That somehow makes me want to get it less.
5:03:29 PM Nastinchka: Sssshhhhh.
5:10:18 PM Livia: ShmoooOOOooo
5:10:27 PM Livia: LAFF RIOT ME. I...I need it.
5:10:42 PM Livia: Work mean...work smash.
5:10:52 PM Nastinchka: Seriously, I am very nearly Over This.
5:11:28 PM Nastinchka: (Work. Not you.)
5:11:39 PM Nastinchka: i have had about enough of its guff.
5:11:34 PM Livia: (deep breath) COME HOMEAND THEN LETS MOVE TO BOSTON OR NEW ORLEANS OR SOMESUCHPLACE
5:11:51 PM Nastinchka: WE TRIED THAT AND WE STAYED IN KNOXVILLE FOR A YEAR.
5:12:04 PM Livia: WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA
5:12:07 PM Livia: LETS MOVE TO ENGLAND
5:12:12 PM Nastinchka: OKAY.
5:12:32 PM Livia: I wonder if they rent apartments in the Tower of London
5:13:46 PM Nastinchka: I'm still on this Austin idea. We could see REK play, ALL THE TIME.
5:14:35 PM Livia: Also, we could stalk Kyle Chandler up close.
5:14:41 PM Nastinchka: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
5:14:46 PM Livia: (Don't post that in case he finds out and hires a bodyguard)
5:15:04 PM Livia: The problem is that most hiring doesn't get done until March at the earliest.
5:15:17 PM Nastinchka: I can't leave till spring anyway.
5:15:19 PM Livia: We need to live together again.
5:15:29 PM Nastinchka: I've been a classic fool.
5:15:33 PM Livia: Neither of us can be truly happy without the other waiting at home in misery.
5:15:34 PM Livia: SHUT UP
5:15:39 PM Livia: DONT QUOTE LOVE ACTUALLY
5:15:43 PM Nastinchka: naaaaa
5:15:45 PM Livia: I WILL KILLLLLL YEEEEEW
5:15:46 PM Nastinchka: naa na na naaaaa
5:15:50 PM Nastinchka: (sing with me)
5:15:53 PM Livia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:15:56 PM Nastinchka: neeow neeow neeow
5:16:20 PM Livia: Why haven't we made a movie called Hate, Actually?!??!?!
5:16:25 PM Nastinchka: Spite, Actually.
5:16:41 PM Livia: "I've got a sneaking suspicion that if you look for it...hate actually is all around." (Cut to Jay)
5:16:56 PM Nastinchka: in the veil with the Romanian accent.

12:51:02 PM Nastinchka: Is it wrong to order a certain kind of fruit salad SOLELY because it comes with an orchid?
12:51:55 PM Momma: no, that would be the BEST reason to order it. it meets your need for visual sensory input.
12:52:09 PM Nastinchka: Making my neuroses sound scientific is your greatest gift as a mother.

5:25:19 PM Nastinchka: And really, i'm opposed to Chicago as well.
5:25:32 PM Livia: too close to rex grossman.
5:25:38 PM Livia: we could be hit by an errant pass at any moment.
5:25:43 PM Nastinchka: Boston would be a distant second choice for me.
5:30:35 PM Livia: But if we live there, Tom Brady might impregnate us.
5:30:42 PM Nastinchka: THIS IS NOT A POSITIVE.
5:30:54 PM Livia: Is gray area.
5:31:13 PM Nastinchka: Hush.

A post that never was, but should have been:
1:50:46 PM Nastinchka: Right off the top of your head:
1:50:49 PM Nastinchka: For the SEC uninitiated
1:50:56 PM Nastinchka: why should we appreciate the Miami Hurricanes?
1:51:00 PM Nastinchka: (LIGHTNING ROUND!)
1:51:28 PM Janie: Hard working players.
1:51:33 PM Nastinchka: No, that's not what we want.
1:51:37 PM Janie: Explosive offense*
1:51:41 PM Nastinchka: Why are they good television?
1:51:50 PM Janie: * not this year
1:52:01 PM Janie: The defense is like a swarm of sharks
1:52:09 PM Janie: playing with an otter before killing it.
1:52:14 PM Nastinchka: YES.
1:52:17 PM Janie: (cue youtubes)
1:52:18 PM Nastinchka: (I love otters.)
1:52:29 PM Janie: (THE BEST ANIMALS AT SEA WORLD)

FTW:
1:50:37 PM Nastinchka: Why should we hate A&M?
1:52:29 PM PB: They are proudly backwards. Simple as that.
1:52:53 PM Nastinchka: You're not good television.
1:53:04 PM Nastinchka: Janie's bringing sharks and otters into this.
1:53:22 PM PB: You want me to talk about the overalls?
1:53:56 PM PB: They are the closest thing to a fascist party that this country has.
1:54:11 PM Nastinchka: Now we're talking.
1:57:56 PM PB: College Station might be worse than South Bend.
1:54:33 PM PB: Their girls look like they were born on the back of a tractor.

In Which Momma Discovers Chat Rooms:
11:43:53 AM Nastinchka: This will end well.
11:44:07 AM Livia: If by "well" you mean "with the downfall of the internets", then yes.
11:44:10 AM Livia: Yes, it will.
11:44:21 AM Nastinchka: How did she figure out how to do this all by herself?
11:45:03 AM Livia: Probably the same way she knew that we wanted zebra-print maribou-trimmed beer cozies for Christmas.
11:45:27 AM Momma: will you be my agent?
11:45:56 AM Livia: Like business agent, or agent of darkness?

5:51:27 PM Nastinchka: JESSE
5:51:36 PM 'Box: hrm
5:51:45 PM Nastinchka: Attending screening with FORREST WHITAKER tomorrow. Which eye do I look at?
5:51:58 PM 'Box: oh dear. Keep your eyes SHUT
5:52:00 PM Nastinchka: I can see your face right now.
5:53:40 PM 'Box: Could you tell him to speak up when he's not screaming, that is, if he decides to return to the shield?
5:54:25 PM Nastinchka: I'll pass it along.
5:54:41 PM 'Box: actually, don't. Like Missy Elliot, this man could kill me easily
5:55:50 PM 'Box: I don't want to be dead, Holly.
5:55:57 PM 'Box: I like being alive
5:56:17 PM Nastinchka: I think it's really selfish of you to deprive me of the possibility of a Zombie!Jesse.
5:56:40 PM 'Box: especially since that would bring me ever closer to finding a Gay/Zombie crossover pun
5:56:51 PM Nastinchka: YES. We need an infiltrator.
5:57:10 PM 'Box: why can't these things just come to me in a dream (like other gay things)?
5:57:25 PM 'Box: why must I be pressed into service
5:57:59 PM 'Box: but anyway, I have to go have delicious toast and jam
5:58:04 PM Nastinchka: 10-4
5:58:18 PM 'Box: IMperial Army BRAiiiiiNNNNss
5:58:39 PM Nastinchka: *grinch-to-cindy-lou-who pat on the head*

11:14:11 AM Nastinchka: WFV is gonna clear 80.
11:15:50 AM Livia: alls i knows is that if coach o wins this game today, i will drive to oxford and personally shake his hand, gibbering unintelligibly in cajun glee.
11:17:02 AM Nastinchka: You know, it's junk food. But I love watching WFV rack up points.
11:17:15 AM Nastinchka: Not any rout, mind. But that offense is a delight to watch.
And the other team is so bad you know it's working perfectly and you just get to enjoy it. it's like a guillotine demo at a state fair. (I don't think I made that up.)
11:17:45 AM Nastinchka: Oh, fuck, we just cut over to Louisville
11:17:54 AM Nastinchka: Which is delightful, but in an entirely different way.
11:19:21 AM Livia: Also, Arkansas. I tried to tell people about Houston Nutt, but they just wouldn't listen!! YOU MOVED THE TOMBSTONES, BUT YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE BODIES, DID YOU!

Do not read blog entries written by your eighteen-year-old self.
7:13:36 PM Nastinchka: I JUST got to one where I USED THE WORD 'SNOWFLAKIES'
7:13:40 PM Nastinchka: like, on PURPOSE.
7:14:18 PM PB: I'd say "Take a shot!" as some sort of punishment, but, it's not clear that this is the solution.

9:29:00 PM Livia: I am really disturbed that I have to live in a world where Poltergeist is on the big screen but neither you or Jesse will be there to see it with me.
9:30:13 PM Livia: And I'll have a great crowd to go with, but who is going to sit on my left and pretend that a clown arm is inching towards me, and who will cuddle me and not feel me up when this happens? Not you and Jesse, that's for sure.
9:30:28 PM Livia: And I find that unacceptable.
9:31:06 PM Nastinchka: When you put it like that, this day takes on a desolate cast.
9:31:18 PM Livia: I KNOW.

5:21:35 PM Nastinchka: JANIE VERNE LUNDQUIST IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME FROM THE BROADCAST BOOTH
5:21:51 PM Janie: HE IS THINKING ABOUT YOUR BREASTS
5:21:57 PM Nastinchka: gdfzHOW IS THAT HELPFUL
5:22:14 PM Janie: HE WANTS TO MOTORBOAT. HE TOLD ME.
5:22:19 PM Nastinchka: szregkbljkhgle
5:22:26 PM Nastinchka: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON????????????

4:21:17 PM Livia: Oh, I can't remember if I told you
4:21:25 PM Livia: I'm gonna marry Eric Berry
4:21:39 PM Livia: and we're going to name our children Black, Straw, and Rasp
4:22:06 PM Nastinchka: Rasp is the one that looks like me, right?
4:22:32 PM Livia: I would just love to yell "Hey, BLACK BERRY! Get your ass off that swingset!"
4:23:51 PM Livia: and then we'll save the best name for last
4:23:57 PM Livia: FRANK. Frank N. Berry.
4:24:15 PM Livia: I feel like if I told EB about this, he would totally get on board.

Foolproof plans only produce better fools. Or, in this case, the Houston Texans.
9:53:39 AM Nastinchka: We're two weeks in and HALF my NFL suicide pool is gone.
9:53:48 AM Nastinchka: Like, that's twenty people.
9:53:52 AM PB: Who you got this week
9:53:53 AM Nastinchka: Fucking Bengals.
9:53:58 AM Nastinchka: I haven't decided yet.
9:54:07 AM Nastinchka: I think this might be the only week I can pick Miami.
9:54:32 AM Nastinchka: But god, you just never know this year
9:54:13 AM PB: Who do they play
9:54:16 AM Nastinchka: Jets
9:54:30 AM PB: Do you have to pick a new team each week
9:54:35 AM Nastinchka: Yeah, that's the problem
9:54:41 AM PB: Who have you used
9:54:53 AM Nastinchka: Steelers and Jags
9:56:31 AM Nastinchka: Can't count on Cincy, or Seattle, or Chicago
9:57:32 AM PB: I think you gotta make safe plays early and not worry too much about saving the big guys. If you lose, you're out. And you can better evaluate other weaker teams when we have more data to work with
9:57:49 AM Nastinchka: That is one theory, yes.
9:58:08 AM Nastinchka: But our pool is decimating so fast and I really wanna win so I want to save the sure things.
9:58:22 AM Nastinchka: Because no one else in my group is.
9:58:33 AM Nastinchka: They've all burned those three teams already.
9:58:44 AM PB: Name of the game is survive
9:58:57 AM Nastinchka: [sigh] yes, dear.
9:59:13 AM PB: I'd probably be out already, too. Getting cutesy.
10:01:11 AM PB: I like Carolina over Atlanta
10:01:22 AM Nastinchka: Them too.
10:01:36 AM Nastinchka: I wonder if I can just pick whoever's playing atlanta every week.
10:02:08 AM Nastinchka: Seriously, let me check their schedule.
10:02:27 AM Nastinchka: Dude, I can burn Houston against them next week
10:02:31 AM Nastinchka: and the Titans the week after
10:02:34 AM Nastinchka: but then they play the Giants.
10:02:45 AM Nastinchka: And THAT"s when this turns into the best idea ever.
10:02:49 AM PB: Giants can beat them
10:02:52 AM Nastinchka: I know!
10:02:58 AM Nastinchka: The Giants will beat someone!
10:03:18 AM Nastinchka: then I can pick NO, because I know that's one game they won't fuck up.
10:03:33 AM PB: That could definitely work
10:03:42 AM Nastinchka: I am a genius.
10:03:46 AM Nastinchka: OK, I'm gonna try this.
10:03:50 AM Nastinchka: Carolina it is.

4:48:03 PM Livia: the alabama game is apparently being played in a tornado
4:48:25 PM Nastinchka: huh??
4:48:37 PM Livia: the wind is blowing like fuck all there.
4:48:58 PM Nastinchka: Saban has summoned the elements.
4:49:03 PM Livia: i have already forgotten who i decided to root for
4:49:14 PM Nastinchka: Bama,
4:49:18 PM Nastinchka: But root for the tornado.
4:49:20 PM Livia: "o mighty west wind, i summon you for the sanctification of this game"
4:50:34 PM Livia: i haven't felt right asking the wind for things since ______'s wedding.

5:09:00 PM 'Box: anyways, spliff splaff I is takin' a baff
5:09:29 PM Nastinchka: Bye, ducky.
5:09:32 PM Nastinchka: (see what I did there?)
5:09:40 PM 'Box: you're the one.
5:09:54 PM 'Box: pweviouswy, on Baff Wiot.
5:10:02 PM 'Box: Please kill me
5:10:15 PM Nastinchka: OKAY.
5:10:30 PM 'Box: thank you. I always new it would end this way
5:10:33 PM 'Box: knew
5:10:37 PM Nastinchka: Knice.
5:10:41 PM 'Box: wow. You just can't stab me fast enough
5:11:07 PM Nastinchka: He's my dj, pa.
5:11:09 PM Nastinchka: I'll do it.
5:11:08 PM 'Box: I notice that you are just making me suffer longer than I should have to, simply for your amusement
5:11:21 PM Nastinchka: (you must be new.)
5:11:35 PM 'Box: .....

11:51:36 AM Nastinchka: Explain this "thesis."
11:51:43 AM Livia: IT'S THE DEVIL.
11:51:54 AM Livia: It's actually tried to come out of the computer and kill me twice already.
11:52:05 AM Livia: (it has claws)
11:52:14 AM Nastinchka: Aww, it knows its mummy.
11:54:54 AM Livia: It took all my willpower not to write about LOTR, but I figured that I needed a challenge, and that any thesis I wrote on LOTR would come across as half intellectually brilliant and half Tiger Beat.
11:55:18 AM Nastinchka: Nazgul Beat.
11:56:25 AM Livia: Did you know that for one of my Tolkien class journals last year, I wrote a four-page script treating the Nazgul as frat boys funded by Sauron? It was awesome.
11:56:41 AM Nastinchka: This does not surprise me.
11:57:58 AM Livia: Also, don't ever write a thesis.

10:58:35 AM Livia: you know what facebook needs? some way to search your wall. it would be nice, because if you add someone as a friend, you could make sure you don't mention them in a nasty way on your wall somewhere before you add them.
10:58:44 AM Nastinchka: wha happened?
10:59:11 AM Livia: Oh, nothing happened, but I had to go through all 1500 wall posts this morning to be safe before I could add ________ as my friend.
10:59:25 AM Nastinchka: "This is _____, the sea lion killer."
10:59:29 AM Livia: I didn't want her to stumble across some post where we referenced her shooting a defenseless sea lion in the head
10:59:31 AM Livia: EXACTLY
10:59:46 AM Livia: we're burning for that one.
11:00:00 AM Livia: anyway, i didn't have the stamina to make it all the way through
11:00:04 AM Livia: so here's hoping there's nothing in there.
11:00:13 AM Nastinchka: Does she realy have the free time to look?
11:00:41 AM Livia: never underestimate the possibility of me getting punished because somehow, something comes up that shouldn't have.
11:00:49 AM Nastinchka: Never do.
11:01:01 AM Livia: i know
11:01:07 AM Livia: i will just check our wall to wall
11:01:21 AM Livia: because if anything nasty was ever said about her, it will be in our posts.
11:03:22 AM Nastinchka: Shouldn't take hours or anything. Nope.
11:03:42 AM Livia: it is honestly worth the trouble
11:05:37 AM Livia: i just got to our insane dane bradshaw/cutting edge montage
11:06:20 AM Nastinchka: You'll have to be more specific.
11:09:00 AM Livia: Aaaaand I found more wedding planner notes
11:11:28 AM Livia: "I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. At Our (Double, Heterosexual) Wedding, instead of writing our own vows, we should just totally straightforwardly recite the lyrics to St. Elmo's Fire.
REVEREND: "Do you take this man to be your man in motion?"
GROOM: "I can make it. I know I can. You broke the boy in me, and now you break the man."
US: "I do. I would climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea."
REVEREND: "My time is now. I'm coming alive. I now pronounce you men and wives"."

Posted by Nastinchka at October 16, 2007 01:40 PM