October 16, 2007

Fuck You, Nabisco.

Since leaving the office an hour and a half ago:

  • Get in car. Sox down 6-0.
  • Get on freeway. Sox down 7-0.
  • Pull into grocery store parking lot. Back to back to back homers. 7-3. Am scared to leave car, but out of toothpaste. Make a break for it.
  • See 2 for $5 Cakesters upon entering store. Have yet to sample Cakesters, the subject of approximately four hundred Ladies... emails in the last month, and whose divinity or vileness is a point of great contention amongst same. Ponder possibility of Rally Cakesters. Purchase, return to car, eat one pack immediately. Feel sick. Two scoreless innings follow.
  • Get home. Meet and share elevator with jaw-droppingly, heartbreakingly gorgeous boy in Boston cap. Excitedly trade game updates. Ponder possibility of Rally Screw; decide if we win I will sleep with him (y'know, for luck).
  • Deposit remaining Cakesters in trash can.
  • Remainder of innings scoreless. Sox lose, 7-3.
  • Shower, don shorty robe, grab two beers, and head downstairs. (What? This team needs all the luck it can get.)
Posted by Nastinchka at October 16, 2007 09:00 PM
Comments

Cue obligatory "taking one for the team" joke. I thought you didn't even like baseball - very noble of you, if that's the case.

Posted by: DC Trojan at October 16, 2007 09:19 PM

YOU DID NOT! you are my hero and my tramp hero. they are different things.

Posted by: prettypants at October 16, 2007 11:30 PM

There's a "back-to-back-to-back" joke waiting to be made here, but I'm too addled and tired to do it.

Posted by: Signal to Noise at October 17, 2007 01:11 AM

You didn't bring anything for him to drink?

Posted by: Alex at October 17, 2007 06:31 AM

*slow clap*

Posted by: The Great Barstoolio at October 17, 2007 06:38 AM

Cakesters look like Gobs: http://www.bookofjoe.com/2006/01/origin_of_the_g.html

That's what we're talking about, right?

Posted by: Peter Cavan at October 17, 2007 08:57 AM

DC--I don't, really, but Texxxy and JHC are trying diligently to convert me, and I have to say it's working. If I'm going to watch baseball, it's going to be a team of utter maniacs. I further pledge never to watch it before October.

PC--yes. Only gross.

Posted by: Holly at October 17, 2007 09:43 AM
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