October 26, 2007
Ask Sutekh.
Dear Sutekh,
I like to sleep but hate to go to bed. What should I do?
Perplexed
Dear Reader,
Thine enemy the Serpent hath been given over to the fire. The Serpent- fiend Sebau hath fallen headlong, his forelegs are bound in chains, and his hind legs hath Ra carried away from him. The Sons of Revolt shall never more rise up. The House of the Aged One keepeth festival, and the voices of those who make merry are in the Great Place. The gods rejoice when they see Ra crowned upon his throne, and when his beams flood the world with light.
Serpents don't have legs.
Posted by: T Bag at October 26, 2007 10:50 AMSome serpents have legs...one of them is coming to Knoxville tomorrow with his merry band of walking Cocks
Posted by: Alex at October 26, 2007 12:32 PMAnd the sound that the serpent Alex speaks of will be identified when its hissing is followed by a slight "clickclack."
Posted by: S2N at October 26, 2007 12:57 PMDear Sutekh,
I'm completely covered in locusts. Please make it stop.
Posted by: Big Daddy at October 26, 2007 04:46 PM