4:43:51 PM Holly: WHY DO BIRDS SING SO GAY?
4:43:52 PM Holly: WHY???
4:44:25 PM Joan: I've missed you.
11:04:43 AM Joan: ShmooooooOOOOOoooooo
11:05:02 AM Holly: [chest thump]
11:06:31 AM Joan: luvmaduckyluvmaducky
11:07:23 AM Holly: missmahlamb
11:08:01 AM Joan: I feel like we have to go through these bizarre greeting rituals before we can even begin a conversation.
11:08:43 AM Holly: I never thought of it that way
11:08:48 AM Holly: but that's completely true.
12:47:15 PM Holly: My dad reads EDSBS.
12:47:24 PM Holly: My world just folded in on itself.
1:04:52 PM Swindle: NO
1:05:07 PM Holly: Dad: "I enjoyed your Oscar post"
1:05:16 PM Holly: Holly: "Oh, th....[jaw drops]
1:05:27 PM Holly: Dad: "I thought the language was a little much."
1:05:42 PM Holly: Holly: [attempts to swim even though there is no water, makes international choking sign]
It can't rain at Indian Wells:
6:25:48 PM Trey: I'm not positive that transitive properties apply to hypothetical sexual hierarchies.
6:26:04 PM Holly: We'll need to do some math on a cocktail napkin, obviously.
6:26:43 PM Trey: And call the movie "A Bootyful Mind."
6:27:20 PM Holly: I concur.
6:27:44 PM Trey: You're in Hollywood. Make it happen.
6:27:53 PM Holly: I'll talk to my people.
6:28:04 PM Trey: I need to get people.
6:28:25 PM Holly: Move to Hollywood.
6:28:53 PM Trey: Then I'd probably have at least 1 person.
6:29:00 PM Holly: That you would, sir.
6:31:17 PM Swindle: Next time someone French reminds you of how uncosmo you are as an American, remind them that their fucking nominees never make good speeches at the Oscars.
6:31:20 PM Holly: "I was thrilled to be a part of Bee movie. So why didn't any of you see it?"
6:31:22 PM Swindle: ITALIANS outclass them.
6:31:59 PM Holly: there are no small parts, only huge, festering welts.
6:33:11 PM Swindle: That bee adores plagiarist, philandering women.
3:12:04 PM Holly: I didn't hit a tendon
3:12:06 PM Holly: but it was close
3:13:00 PM Holly: On to important things: DO NOT ABANDON YOUR BLOG!
3:13:14 PM Bella: OH, I'm not.
3:13:16 PM Holly: I know fuck all about music with words in it! Don't leeeave
3:13:18 PM Holly: OK!
3:13:19 PM Holly: Good!
3:13:29 PM Holly: ohgood.
3:13:34 PM Holly: I was in an utter panic.
3:13:39 PM Bella: Just needed a week off on account of insane business.
3:13:41 PM Holly: You are the arbiter of everything I know about music.
3:14:16 PM Holly: There should be a Holst movement about you
3:14:20 PM Holly: janie, The Bringer Of Tunes
3:14:33 PM Bella: The HARBINGER OF SOUNDZ
3:02:36 PM Joan: ra is so cool.
3:02:59 PM Holly: I wanted to be Jaye Davidson's dead bride when I was in junior high and that came out
3:03:11 PM Holly: I think this was during the Black Lipstick years.
3:03:20 PM Joan: You were meant for me. And I was meant for you.
3:03:35 PM Joan: I WANT JAYE DRESSED AS RA TO OFFICIATE OUR (DOUBLE, HETERO) WEDDING
3:03:49 PM Holly: If we can't have the red death.
3:04:38 PM Joan: Life's just full of tough choices, iddnit?
3:04:52 PM Holly: innit, ducky?
3:05:10 PM Joan: james spader is kind of hot in this movie
3:05:26 PM Holly: Not as hot as kohl'ed up dead Jaye Davidson
3:05:24 PM Joan: the cruel ravages of time and william shatner have taken care of that.
6:25:58 PM Holly: um, can we get a metaphor here, August Rush?
6:26:01 PM Holly: some imagery?
6:26:08 PM Swindle: When did r and b singers decide to just use blog entries that didn't rhyme as their lyrics?
6:26:55 PM Swindle: "I'm in emotional distress, this song is about that distress. Can't you hear my distress??? 48 note run"
6:27:24 PM Holly: Stay tuned for August Rush's next nominated song, Our Mac And Cheese Dinner Is Powdered (But Our Love Is Creamy Smooth).
6:27:40 PM Swindle: Too lyrical. People think you puttin' on airs.
11:51:48 PM Holly: I JUST GOT A GOOGLE HIT FOR GOZER THE GOZERIAN GIRL
11:51:59 PM Joan: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
11:52:17 PM Joan: Fuck, Marques Slocum found me.
11:53:15 PM Holly: OH
11:53:19 PM Holly: I found my Halloween costume in SF
11:53:46 PM Holly: It's so logical
11:54:20 PM Joan: just for that, im now going as every character from grinch night
11:54:21 PM Holly: After all the boys I've ever loved refused to wear tights and a bee costume for my pleasure
11:54:34 PM Holly: I learned that no one can be my bee but me.
11:54:42 PM Joan: that sounds so sane
11:54:59 PM Holly: Except Andy, obvs.
11:55:37 PM Joan: oooo i could go as andy!
11:55:50 PM Holly: You would need tap shoes and a molotov.
11:56:08 PM Joan: what do you think is in my hope chest, bitch?
2:33:45 PM JHC: [uncle is doing some laundry, throws some footed jammies in with his stuff]
2:34:17 PM JHC: [notices an odd sound, turns jammies upside down and objects rattle out onto floor]
2:34:29 PM JHC: Unco: Shorty 1!
2:34:37 PM JHC: Shorty 1: Yes?
2:34:57 PM JHC: Unco: Why did you have pennies in the feet of your pajamas?
2:35:11 PM JHC: Shorty 1: I like the sounds they make when I walk.
2:35:22 PM JHC: Unco: OK then.
2:35:39 PM JHC: Shorty 1: Good talk!
2:35:33 PM JHC: [Shorty 1 shuffles away]
2:35:46 PM JHC: [scene]
2:47:38 PM Holly: SHE DID NOT SAY GOOD TALK.
2:48:06 PM JHC: she did
2:48:19 PM Holly: I am increasingly enamored of little Shorty 1.
2:48:33 PM JHC: she is a chip
2:49:42 PM JHC: The coins did not surprise me, I just wanted to hear her reasoning.
2:49:46 PM JHC: She did not disappoint.
2:50:14 PM Holly: You ought to buy her some spurs.
6:21:30 PM Holly: our Dove ad did not make the cut
6:21:38 PM Holly: it involved a hippo.
6:21:48 PM Swindle: Condolences.
6:21:54 PM Swindle: There'll be other rainbows.
6:22:11 PM Holly: but!
6:22:14 PM Holly: hippo!
6:22:16 PM Holly: cream oil!
6:22:25 PM Holly: The song Tell Me How You Like It!
6:22:27 PM Swindle: Women's product/hippo?
6:22:36 PM Swindle: I'm smelling fail.
6:22:36 PM Holly: REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES (and eyes on stalks)
6:22:56 PM Swindle: real women kill more people in Africa than ANY OTHER ANIMAL!!!
9:08:19 PM Joan: i am so tired, and sick, and irritated.
9:11:02 PM Holly: call me if you need me
9:11:24 PM Joan: and do what? push buttons at you?
9:11:35 PM Holly: It worked when there was a snake in your house, didn't it?
9:11:47 PM Joan: I had a VOICE THEN, HOLLY.
9:11:54 PM Holly: sssshhhh
9:12:06 PM Joan: and also a snake
9:12:16 PM Holly: and also it didn't work and I laughed at you for a really long time.
9:12:34 PM Joan: if a snake appears in my bed tonight i think i will probably call you. and i think my voice will probably come back.
9:12:43 PM Joan: and i think it will be calling you a bitch.
9:12:53 PM Holly: ssshhhh. You're delirious.
9:13:48 PM Joan: this is ourrrrrrrrrrr country
9:14:07 PM Holly: From the east coast, to the west coast, to the hook murderer in your closet.
9:21:59 PM Joan: seriously, if i call in the middle of the night, it's an emergency, and you should immediately call my house and warn them about the man in my room with the axe
Posted by Nastinchka at March 10, 2008 11:38 PM