3:38:45 PM Holly: I somehow got it in my head that Orgeron is a huge Princess Diana fan.
3:38:55 PM Holly: And that every year on the anniversary of her death he locks himself in a quiet room with a coffee table book of her wedding photos and cries away the day.
3:39:51 PM Joan: "da peeple-ah's pah-rin-says!!!"
3:39:55 PM Holly:
DAPEEPLSPRINCESS
5:50:15 PM Bella: He's not THAT out of it, is he? Painkillers are hot, so the Lt. tells me.
5:50:30 PM Bella: I mean, girls on painkillers are hot. I presume it might be the same for boys.
5:50:33 PM Holly: They had to repair his tendon
5:50:37 PM Holly: he's pretty zonked
5:50:38 PM Bella: OH GOD
5:50:46 PM Holly: it wasn't severed but it was cut
5:50:50 PM Bella: OH GOD, HOLLY. Was there lots of blood?
5:50:54 PM Holly: oh, YES.
5:51:00 PM Holly: luckily we weren't far from the house
5:51:02 PM Bella: ay!
5:51:14 PM Holly: he claims it does not hurt
5:51:18 PM Holly: but he also called me a starfish. So I'm gonna tuck him in and turn on the ladyvawls game and hope for the best.
[later]
6:36:37 PM Holly: THE STUPID GAME HAS NOT STARTED YET
6:36:55 PM Bella: !!!!!!!!!!!! What's the holdup?
6:37:06 PM Holly: I was apparently given the wrong start time.
6:37:13 PM Bella: you could have taken advantage of him by now!
6:37:20 PM Holly: um, no.
6:37:24 PM Holly: He's gross right now.
6:37:46 PM Bella: oh, that no bathing because of open wound thing? yeah, that's a killer.
6:37:59 PM Holly: well, I meant that I like my bedmates to be conscious.
6:38:31 PM Bella: Oh. I'm having trouble living vicariously through this, Holly. j'accuse!
6:38:45 PM Holly: You are so Miami.
6:38:51 PM Holly: "Unconscious? Strap on and jump in!
7:03:27 PM Joan: COME HOOOOOME AND GO TO THE SUGAR BOWL WITH MAAAAY
7:03:27 PM Joan: i RILLY RILLY want to go
7:04:06 PM Joan: i think i have about a 40 % chance of assassinating colt brennan
7:04:10 PM Joan: and frankly, that's enough.
12:51:39 PM Holly: How did America pass by the time for primetime puppet-fueled entertainment?
12:51:58 PM Swindle: I dunno. I'm still seriously considering getting an animal tat
12:52:25 PM Holly: long's Gwinnett Cty thinks it's Taz, you'll fit right in.
12:52:36 PM Swindle: See, that's the problem.
12:52:53 PM Swindle: For some reason, there's a huge gulch between having a Taz tat, and an Animal tat
12:53:56 PM Holly: Although the former is a fine adddition to the Stuff Orange And White People Like list.
11:12:23 AM Joan: Maybe Guillermo will hire us to work on The Hobbit. I am more than willing to spend hours each day applying prosthetic feet to Martin Freeman.
11:21:43 AM Joan: Also I totally meant to agree with you re: David Keith botched eye lift.
11:21:52 AM Joan: He looks like a Bratz doll.
7:26:43 PM PB: you don't have bubble girl handwriting
7:26:51 PM Holly: what's a bubble girl?
7:26:56 PM Holly: I like bubbles!
7:27:15 PM PB: bubbly handwriting most often associated with girls
7:27:27 PM Holly: Oooh, I can fake that really well.
7:27:29 PM Holly: But no, s'not me.
7:28:00 PM Holly: (uh-oh, he's analyzing my handwriting. am I a predator?)
7:28:06 PM Holly: (they say you can tell that.)
7:28:34 PM PB: are you a predator? you brought up stabbing in the card, not me.
7:28:42 PM Holly: EXCELLENT POINT.
7:28:45 PM Holly: I mean, what?
2:24:18 PM Holly: They are indestructible. I still have those gray ones I had in New Hampshire
2:24:23 PM Holly: there is only one hole in two pairs.
2:25:02 PM Momma: General Clark would be proud of your New England frugalness regarding your tights
2:25:11 PM Holly: yesh, mommapenny.
10:21:04 PM Trey: turn on bbc america
10:21:13 PM Holly: no cable, lawya
10:23:47 PM Trey: its My Big Breasts and Me
10:23:55 PM Holly: WHAT is THAT?
10:23:56 PM Trey: exactly halfway between sexy and hilarious
10:24:08 PM Holly: please tell me it's a musical
10:24:53 PM Trey: its like a documentary of three brits with ENORMOUS breasts
10:26:21 PM Trey: and the girls are a little cute, so im a little turned on
10:26:28 PM Holly: I imagine!
10:26:41 PM Trey: but their boobs are John Waters jokey sized
10:28:08 PM Holly: See, this would be totally stupid on American TV
10:28:31 PM Trey: agreed
10:28:32 PM Holly: But British TV? I'd watch that shit.
10:28:48 PM Trey: its actually really well done
10:29:20 PM Trey: but so confusing!
10:29:56 PM Holly: Boobs are baffling things.
10:31:16 PM Trey: true. especially when you happen to be predisposed to liking bigguns
10:32:54 PM Holly: double true (see what I did there?)
10:33:42 PM Trey: i sure do
10:34:26 PM Trey: now theyre all deciding what to do about their breasts
10:34:38 PM Trey: surgery, diet, or deal with it
10:36:24 PM Trey: BIGGEST SPORTS BRA EVER
5:28:28 PM Holly: I SAID FINE.
5:28:31 PM Holly: TWICE IN A ROW
5:28:34 PM Holly: and he didn't pick it up.
5:28:36 PM Joan: YOU BROUGHT FINE?
5:28:39 PM Holly: TWICE
5:28:39 PM Joan: Oh, he did blow it.
5:28:40 PM Holly: TWICE
5:28:48 PM Joan: Oh, it's over.
5:28:49 PM Joan: Yeah.
5:28:50 PM Joan: Done.
5:28:55 PM Holly: and then, THEN he said, "I hope you didn't read something into that"
5:28:59 PM Joan: OH MY GOD
5:29:26 PM Joan: NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD
5:29:28 PM Joan: NOBODY
5:29:37 PM Holly: Anyone who doesn't catch "fine"?
5:29:39 PM Holly: TWICE?
5:29:42 PM Holly: Should never have survived to adulthood. In the jungle you don't have the luxury of GIRLS BASICALLY WAVING RED FLAGS AT YOU TELLING YOU TO SHUT UP.
5:29:46 PM Joan: STEWART would have caught that.
5:29:49 PM Joan: TREY WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT!
5:29:57 PM Holly: NICK WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT.
5:30:08 PM Joan: (AND THEN HE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT AS IT CUT ITSELF)
5:30:23 PM Joan: COME HOME COME HOME COME HOME
3:47:52 PM Swindle: Tiger Stadium is so steep
3:48:01 PM Swindle: The fans in the upper deck just realized they're in overtime
3:48:30 PM Swindle: "How fares the war with the Moros in the Philippines?""
"Overtime, you say?"
9:05:53 PM Holly: Nothing, but NOTHING is sexier than the phrase "8 cores standard"
9:06:28 PM Allais: unless it's 4 independent RAID drives up to 1TB each
9:06:38 PM Holly: [nipple ping!]
9:07:31 PM Holly: and the new keyboards? I just got mine at work. It's early, but I think it's true love.
9:07:36 PM Allais: My friend CJ has a Mac Pro dual desktop with his 60 INCH plasma screen
9:07:40 PM Allais: it's obscene
9:07:45 PM Holly: holy SHIT.
9:08:11 PM Allais: it makes his 23" cinema display look like a tiny black and white antenna tv
9:11:06 PM Allais: well congrats on your new baby laptop
9:11:20 PM Holly: :) full updates, WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT
9:11:24 PM Holly: just like a real baby!
9:11:31 PM Allais: oh yeah
9:11:32 PM Holly: "IT ROLLED OVER!"
10:03:55 AM PB: Send it now, actually. Might not be around later, depending.
10:04:14 AM Holly: spontaneous human combustion: the silent but hilarious killer.
Posted by Nastinchka at April 7, 2008 01:17 PM
Wait. Are the Treys the same? Being one of them, I need to know this. AHHHH
Posted by: goathair at April 7, 2008 02:29 PMNo, there are two of you, THANK GOD.
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 02:29 PMI probably would have picked up on it too, though.
Posted by: goathair at April 7, 2008 02:38 PM(You're the one we like.)
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 02:39 PMActually, come to think of it, we kick him around an awful lot here. We might want to call you something else.
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 02:44 PMELATED
Posted by: goathair at April 7, 2008 03:04 PMYaaaay, back in the Laff Riot again! And I didn't even mention booze. This is quite the coup.
Posted by: Allais at April 7, 2008 05:23 PMOur original nickname gives away too much actual information, and our substitute moniker--"The Salad Shooter"--is no longer relevant. Holly, we need to ruminate on this.
Posted by: j at April 7, 2008 05:24 PMDAMMIT, I knew I felt empty for some reason!
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 05:24 PMI still like Little Lord Fauntlerocket, but it's so unwieldy.
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 05:25 PMPerhaps three years ago, I was running a small project for the Postal Service and we had to go to one of their offices in Lawrenceville, GA - in the heart of Gwinnett county. (I'm getting to a point, bear with me.)
We were on a break for lunch and went to get a burger at the Discovery Mills nearby. There were two stay-at-home moms ignoring their kids and trying out their latest almost-upper-middle-class MILF outfits. I'll be honest and admit that I thought that the brunette of the duo was pretty attractive - until she turned around to get her child to stop walking on the table and revealed a Tweety bird tattoo.
Nothing says, "It's nap time, fuck me in the media room!" like a Tweety bird tattoo.
Posted by: DC Trojan at April 7, 2008 07:28 PMInquiring minds want to know...will the native Tennessean root for Memphis even though she bleeds Orange and White?
Posted by: Ryno at April 7, 2008 07:30 PMFuck and no. I loathe Memphis, and my consort RayRay's a third-generation Jayhawk. I'm meh at best on Kansas, but they're not coached by Calipari, so they have my support for the next hour.
Posted by: Holly at April 7, 2008 08:02 PMAlthough I've liked KU since I was a kid (how can you not pull for Roy Williams, who even Dick Vermeil calls a crybaby?), I was kinda pulling for Tiger High. Not so much as they were from the Volunteer State, but the fact that we beat them not only this year, but last year too. And that big fat 1 in the loss column would have at least let UT leave their mark on 39-1.
Memphis really pissed that one away, though. It takes special effort to collapse like that.
All aboard the Failboat! paddle-wheel style
Posted by: Alex at April 8, 2008 07:29 AM