May 06, 2008
Two books from the dollar bookstore that are not about what you think they ought to be about.
This is not a seamonster-themed diary.
And this is about Jesus.
If it's not an Ursula-themed diary, then what the freak is it?!
Posted by: j at May 6, 2008 07:46 AMIt was SUPPOSED to be your birthday present, until I opened it and saw it was just a stupid Little Mermaid story called Dear Diary. Ugh.
(The other one was for Jay.)
Posted by: Holl at May 6, 2008 07:48 AMToo bad they don't make Ursula's Guide To Losing Weight and Gaining a Man in Ten Days. That would be the ideal Schaad present.
Posted by: j at May 6, 2008 08:54 AMThere's no limit to the range of bad bad children's books, beyond the extent to which Disney and other corporate entities think they can extract money from parents for this pap in exchange for providing the false sense that "at least the kids are reading."
As for the seduction book... after taking a quick look on amazon, I can only conclude that the author should be pilloried for false advertising. I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy cleaning the stupid out from my brain from an amazon readers' thread on "intelligent design." And they say that blogs are inane...
Posted by: DC Trojan at May 6, 2008 09:58 AMIn the same "not what you think" vein, I hope that "The Brewers' Big Horses" pictured in the background isn't actually an illustrated history of the length and/or girth of Milwaukee's men in baysbawl unis.