6:32:23 PM PB: All these men who take FloMax are having more fun than me. Though I'm pissing well these days, I feel like I should look into this.
6:32:49 PM Holly: ...
6:33:14 PM PB: You've clearly not seen the commercials. It's non-stop fun.
6:33:24 PM Holly: What're you drinking?
6:33:42 PM PB: Absynthe, with a shot of FloMax
6:08:18 PM Livia: And Maryland takes the lead, 17-14!!
6:08:24 PM Holly: WOOO TURTLES
6:08:25 PM Livia: And I go downstairs to get some cereal!
6:09:23 PM Livia: (I'm trying to Herbstreit up my enthusiasm, since he has elected to behave like someone just took the last banana laffy taffy out of the teacher's glass bowl that she keeps on her desk)
6:40:29 PM Holly: You know what I want? more than being able to fly or spit fire or have a tail?
6:40:41 PM Holly: I want to make my head spin around 360 degrees when angered.
6:40:58 PM Holly: I think I would enjoy the looks on people's faces more than having a tail.
6:41:03 PM Holly: And that is really something.
6:45:21 PM MMP: I would still take the tail
6:45:25 PM MMP: but that's me
6:45:35 PM Holly: If I had a tail AND could spit fire.
6:45:49 PM Holly: I want a really good tail, though. prehensile and strong enough to swing on.
6:45:50 PM MMP: or even like marinara sauce
6:45:56 PM Holly: HAA
6:47:10 PM MMP: I would want bulletproof scales
6:47:10 PM MMP: and some sweet sunglasses
9:48:32 PM Holly: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9:48:36 PM Princess PrettyPants: yes
9:48:48 PM Holly: JANEL MOLONEY IS ON BROTHERHOOD ON SHOWTIME
9:48:52 PM Holly: AND I JUST SAW HER NIPPLES
9:48:54 PM Holly: SO MUCH WRONG
9:49:10 PM Princess PrettyPants: she also did that amber whats her name movie
9:49:17 PM Princess PrettyPants: it upsets walt every time
9:49:25 PM Holly: AND NOW SHE'S PEEING
9:49:33 PM Princess PrettyPants: oh gross
9:49:34 PM Holly: HELP
9:53:45 PM Holly: I wish I could remember the name of this place.
9:54:38 PM Holly: You have to specifically tell them no crazy shit or you will end up, no lies, with a vase that has a flat river rock tied to the top of it with sparkly ribbon and one rose stuck through a hole in the rock (this really happened to me) but they do great work.
9:56:07 PM Holly: REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GAVE ME A ROCK IT WAS JUST THE SWEETEST THING
1:06:45 PM Livia: The history of the universe has been building towards the moment I discovered Celestial Seasonings' "Morning Thunder", which features a majestic buffalo on the box and contains delicious tea inside. The earth trembles.
8:51:55 PM Holly: No, I mean, no one will CRY.
8:51:59 PM Holly: On the outside.
8:52:13 PM JHC: You don't know.
8:52:19 PM JHC: Boys have feelings too.
8:52:29 PM JHC: I cried.
8:52:41 PM Holly: awww, when?
8:52:45 PM JHC: 1987.
8:53:17 PM JHC: and when I watched March of the Penguins
8:53:21 PM JHC: and Fly Away Home
8:53:32 PM JHC: but those don't count. It was for the animals.
2:57:24 PM Holly: If he wears mandals to the ball can we lock him on the terrace?
2:57:32 PM Livia: "If" he wears mandals?
2:57:36 PM Holly: sigh.
2:57:43 PM Livia: There could be four feet of snow
2:57:47 PM Livia: And he would be wearing them.
2:57:51 PM Holly: I just see him tramping around Brooklyn with garbage bags tied around them.
2:58:06 PM Livia: Funny. Me too.
4:45:50 PM Swindle: : Downey's entering his opus phase
4:46:05 PM Holly: I would watch him watch paint dry.
4:46:30 PM Holly: Robert Downey in: The Rules Of Cards.
4:46:34 PM Holly: Block.Buster.
4:47:09 PM Swindle: : Robert Downey Jr. is: Purchasing a Cup of Coffee and an Impulse Buy of a Cookie at Starbucks
2:47:56 AM Holly: Did I ever tell you about my Halloween musical called It Puts The Lotion In The Basket, Charlie Brown?
2:48:06 AM PB: DO NOT WANT
2:48:13 AM Holly: No, it was awesome!
2:48:24 AM PB: So much for a nightmare-free sleep.
2:48:33 AM Holly: OK, I won't tell you the plot.
2:48:39 AM Holly: Or the narrator.
2:48:47 AM Holly: Sleep tight!
2:48:55 AM PB: Probably best not. I already had a flash of a decapitated Snoopy.
2:49:02 AM Holly: No, Snoopy lives!
2:49:12 AM PB: Wearing Lucy's skin? Not comforting.
2:49:22 AM Holly: No, Lucy's the one that's got him in the pit.
2:49:24 AM Holly: Duh.
2:49:59 AM Holly: Just imagine the jaunty Charlie Brown music playing as he claws his hands to ribbons trying to climb out of the well.
10:35:56 PM Princess PrettyPants: please understand my retard craft language
10:36:02 PM Princess PrettyPants: i am not you
5:44:55 PM Holly: fsOJFDPOSJHF;L
5:44:58 PM Holly: THAT WAS LFO
5:45:02 PM Holly: THAT WAS EVERY OTHER TIME
5:45:06 PM Holly: AS MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WENT TO COMMERCIAL
5:45:12 PM Livia: WHAT
5:45:14 PM Livia: NO IT WASN'T
5:45:15 PM Holly: THAT WAS OUR SONG
5:45:16 PM Holly: YES IT WAS
5:45:24 PM Holly: na na na na na, that was OUR SONG!
5:46:16 PM Livia: I may faint.
5:46:33 PM Holly: keep it up homegirl doncha quit
11:56:05 AM Holly: It's "boogie nights" in more ways than one right NOW.
11:56:33 AM Swindle: Because Rutgers just shot themselves in front of a crowd
11:56:47 AM Holly: After being thoroughly buggered.
1:50:28 PM Momma: I shall endeavour to keep a stiff upper lip
1:51:01 PM Momma: notice the "u"....those Brits ALL have stiff upper lips, you know
1:51:18 PM Momma: speaking of which, I'm re-reading Jane Austen
1:51:23 PM Holly: Do NOT START SPELLING LIKE THAT.
1:51:41 PM Momma: all righty then
1:51:44 PM Momma: (is that better)
5:39:04 PM Livia: i know i have asked you this sixty times, but if you will tell me one more time, i promise i will write it down and remember it
5:39:14 PM Holly: dammit.
5:39:32 PM Livia: exact dates of your triumphant homestomping?
5:39:38 PM Holly: gnnnnnnn
10:19:04 PM PB: I think we've agreed that we're absolved of all pre-21 sins.
10:19:20 PM PB: We have agreed on this, right?
10:19:27 PM Holly: That we may get down to entirely new sins, yes.
10:19:39 PM PB: Whew
10:19:44 PM Holly: uh-oh.
10:19:53 PM Holly: PETER BEAN DID YOU POP YOUR COLLAR?
10:20:14 PM PB: You were 19 once. You really wanna swap stories?
10:20:27 PM Holly: answer the question.
10:20:40 PM PB: What does pop my collar mean?
10:20:48 PM Holly: oh, thank god.
8:44:11 PM Holly: HOLY SHIT LANDRY'S DAD
8:44:15 PM Holly: (am watching end of episode)
8:44:25 PM Livia: I KNOW RIGHT
8:44:37 PM Holly: Your dad would so do this
8:44:39 PM Livia: I like to think that is what your dad would do.
8:44:53 PM Holly: no,
8:44:55 PM Holly: you know what?
8:45:10 PM Holly: Bill and Steph would probably make us turn ourselves in
8:45:16 PM Holly: Nancy and Sandy?
8:45:19 PM Holly: Would set the cars on fire
8:45:44 PM Livia: You could not be more wrong. Nancy and Sandy would be bringing us cheese straws and beer cozies in jail.
8:46:04 PM Holly: You don't think my mother would do this?
8:46:38 PM Livia: I think she'd be a lot more "well, you made your bed in your room that i repainted for no reason and totally ruined"
7:00:18 AM JHC: I just got a chilling phone call.
7:00:29 AM JHC: (not like a murderer, but not what I wanted to hear
7:00:40 AM Holly: Everything OK?
7:00:42 AM JHC: I answer, the person says
7:00:47 AM JHC: "HI"
7:00:52 AM JHC: I say, yes
7:01:10 AM JHC: She says, "you don't know who THIS is, do you?"
7:01:14 AM Holly: oh, boy.
7:01:19 AM JHC: me: nope
7:01:31 AM JHC: her: I have some things for you
7:01:52 AM JHC: me: it's not something you're going to deliver, is it?
7:02:05 AM Holly: THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
7:02:11 AM JHC: her: Do you remember when you said you were handsome and charming?
7:02:20 AM JHC: me: um.... I say that a lot....
7:02:26 AM Holly: That is true.
7:02:39 AM JHC: her: HA! This was at the library
7:02:45 AM JHC: me: ...
7:02:59 AM JHC: her: It's Lois at the Library!
7:03:18 AM JHC: her: we have books on hold. The ones we ordered for you.
7:03:38 AM Holly: Have fun switching libraries again!
7:03:59 AM JHC: That is no way to tell someone they have books on hold.
7:04:19 AM JHC: Also, I'm on the "email notification" program.
7:04:27 AM JHC: It was unsettling.
7:04:40 AM JHC: This woman is like fitty years old.
7:04:42 AM Holly: Maybe you should TURN DOWN THE SEX when you're in the library next time.
7:04:56 AM JHC: She likes to kick, she likes to punch, she's fitty!
7:05:12 AM JHC: It was like a year ago. It was a joke.
7:05:24 AM JHC: I can't turn this off.
7:05:37 AM Holly: You poor thing.
7:07:46 AM JHC: TO be fair, there is one librarian there that invited me to come and watch a movie with her, but I have never touched anyone at that library. It's too important to me. It's my last hope.
4:34:00 PM Holly: Did I tell you about my fake pitch?
4:34:07 PM Swindle: : No
4:34:17 PM Holly: So everyone's got an angle, obvs
4:34:41 PM Holly: I hatched this plan
4:34:52 PM Holly: and whenever anyone asks me what I'm working on, I look them dead in the eye
4:34:55 PM Holly: lower my voice about an octave
4:35:10 PM Holly: and say, "It's like The Right Stuff, but with cats!"
4:35:14 PM Holly: They walk away.
4:35:30 PM Swindle: : LOLOLOL
4:35:52 PM Holly: Sam Shepard, in a helmet that says MITTENS? You can see this.
4:36:02 PM Swindle: : Just tell them it's exactly like this scene.
4:36:06 PM Swindle: : But for two hours
Holly: Oh, lord, there's an owl
4:36:41 PM Swindle: : No, this is the best scene in Hot Rod
4:37:40 PM Holly: I can't see Ian McShane without expecting him to tell whoever else is onscreen to Get Fuckin'.
4:37:46 PM Holly: Which actually improves whatever he's in.
4:38:15 PM Swindle: : The John Farnham song is strong.
4:38:25 PM Holly: SAINT ELMO'S FIIIYAH
4:38:48 PM Swindle: : You're confusing him with John Parr
4:38:59 PM Swindle: : Who also sang, "Naughty, naughty."
4:39:03 PM Holly: ....dammit.
4:39:17 PM Swindle: : Aka, "the song which is the opposite of sex."
4:40:26 PM Holly: the song that broke both the boy and the man in all of us.
12:46:24 PM Holly: Is AJ around?
12:46:52 PM JHC: Yeah, ?
12:47:03 PM Holly: Ask him if he would mind being in the Laff Riot today
12:47:08 PM Holly: plz
12:47:18 PM JHC: ok
12:48:41 PM Holly: just one line
12:48:44 PM Holly: but I thought I'd ask
12:51:49 PM JHC: "it would be an honor"
12:51:51 PM JHC: (as honorific as the inclusion in a feature that intentionally misspells "laugh" can be, of course)
12:51:58 PM Holly: hisssssssssss
12:52:19 PM JHC: I knew you wouldn't appreciate that.
Posted by Nastinchka at June 16, 2008 04:16 PM