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Maybe, but Maker's Mark is always a good choice.

Finally saw In Bruges last night, based on your recommendation. Pretty funny.

"Dead, or in jail......gotta be better than being in fuckin' Bruges."

Yeah, but I bet after downing a few slugs, those glasses will look perfectly upright.

Some of the other worst shapes for glasses are ones with a square lip and the trumpet lip such as found on Renaissance Faire mugs (both are full on "dribble glasses").

Dammit - it's still over three and half months before the official start of bourbon season. Why did you have to go and taunt me like that?
(It's too damn hot to drink brown liquor. I swear it off from May until the Third Saturday in October. I occasionally will break the fast for an extra-special night game prior to that. I'm renowned for this: A neighbor who I recently helped with some zoning issues bought me a bottle of good Vodka as a thank you. When he gave it to me he said, "I was about to buy you bourbon and I remembered it was the summer".Bourbon keeps. Bourbon > Vodka)