Snarkastic

read things:

• In which I let the Scientologists down the street make my NFL picks.
• In which Cara gets married (squee!) and in a display of pure patriotism chooses a big damn teevee over a honeymoon.
• In which Janie implores you to rub oil on your person. Will you deny Janie? You will not.
• In which Mike Leach breaks the adorability barrier by rocking the d20s.
• In which Longhorn Book Deal is very famous and important.
• In which Jezebel might, just for a little bit, relinquish its title as Most Abominable Website In All Creation by putting Megan Carpentier and Ana Marie Cox on the same page. Your move, The Big Lead.
• In which Swindle and I help you pick your side for Saturday's Florida-LSU tilt.
• In which SCRAMBLE.
• In which Picks!
• In which Piglet meets a Heffalump oh god, it's my Red River Shootout column and it's only eight in the morning and I've already been called a "soulless monster" by an indignant Yahoo(!) commenter, so please click through. For me. For Texas. For humanity.