June 06, 2009

Juice Williams is a terrible quarterback, and we can't prove it.

I'm not even going to ballpark how much time we spent on this yesterday, but the results speak for themselves:

Even Juice Williams, somehow, has bona fide numbers that refute my certainty in his incompetence as a passer. (Not to get all Simmons-y here, but my argument against Williams' arm is like Herc's against Marlo in The Wire: "I know he's a drug dealer. I can't prove it or nothing. But I know." Juice Williams, while greatly improved, is not an accurate quarterback. (He is also not, to my knowledge, a drug dealer.) Some things you know, even if they won't hold up in court.)
I would never presume to suggest that working with Hinton has affected him as much as it has me, but a shadowy preseason hate-on against a quarterback whose fortunes are wholly unrelated to those of your own team? I could not be prouder. Only thing missing is Benn's spirit otter.

Posted by Nastinchka at June 6, 2009 02:46 PM

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He's absolutely right about Juice, though. The numbers look ... well, not brilliant or anything, but at least competent. But if you watch him play often (as I have, being a grad student at the U of I), you will not believe he's even remotely capable of putting up even such middling numbers. (That he has is as much a tribute to Benn as anything.)

Also, gotta love the Domer comment. Nothing like crazy Notre Dame fans to keep us entertained in the offseason.

Posted by: SpartanDan at June 6, 2009 10:37 PM
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