An utterly wretched morning has been whisked clean away by the following:
A) Motherland, ahoy! Boarding a plane for the Dirty Dirty, one week from today.
B) Attn: Sarah, Jelisa. The latest in our Abominable Snack series. Nothing that looks this much like ectoplasm can be bad for you:
C) This (thx, Swindle):
Those pudding cups are the DEVIL. 100 calories each. Which is why I've had five today.
Posted by: Stella at June 17, 2009 12:04 PMOne knocked me out on my blankie for a solid half hour. I don't know what they're laced with, but I like it.
Posted by: Holly at June 17, 2009 12:06 PMUnfortunately, in my backwater town we only have for-real Juicy Pears and NOT THE PUDDING KIND I REALLY WANT.
Goddamn you, nature's bounty.
Posted by: J-Money at June 19, 2009 07:50 AM