Snarkastic

"I'd still say the Ghostbusters had no goddamn right to roll the dice like that. "

All right, this is just marvelous:

Okay, Egon, let's imagine it. Everybody you've ever loved, gone. Everybody you've ever met, gone. All the cute girls you've ever had a crush on, vaporized. All the cute little babies, exploded. Say so long to your favorite celebrities: George Clooney, Barack Obama, Thom Yorke, all gone. And not just humans. You like pandas? Too bad.

Now tell me, is this an outcome any sane person would risk in order to run a small business?

I know a guy who does this in real life, and not to be funny. I know a guy who sat through the first Harry Potter movie muttering that it's impossible to stay balanced on a broomstick like that, and ruined the rescue scene in Iron Man explaining the impossibility of surviving a fall from that height. And he means it. He thinks he's doing us a service by pointing this out. I think he's never seen naked boobs in his life.

Posted by Nastinchka at June 17, 2009 02:24 PM