11:24:21 PM Nastinchka: You're doing God's work.
11:26:07 PM Livia: I'm nodding in selfless agreement
11:26:21 PM Nastinchka: We need an emoticon for that.
11:27:21 PM Livia: We use that way more frequently than anything else.
11:27:30 PM Livia: We also need one for confrontational posturing
11:27:56 PM Nastinchka: And one for aimlessly letting one's eyes wander around the room whilst pounding one's chest like a gorilla.
11:28:46 PM Livia: If only we could reduce the lyrical genius of "save the best for last" to a sequence of keyboard symbols
11:30:44 PM Livia: *-->June
11:30:50 PM Livia: That's our new Vanessa Williams shorthand
6:21:13 PM Nastinchka: it looks like a present!
6:21:16 PM Nastinchka: but it's flowers!
6:21:18 PM Nastinchka: but it's a present!
6:21:24 PM PB: I like it
6:21:31 PM Nastinchka: Isn't that the coolest fucking thing?
6:21:46 PM PB: No doubt
6:21:57 PM PB: What colors are yours?
6:22:29 PM Nastinchka: Blue and yellow. Tried to take a picture but this phone sucks.
6:22:57 PM Nastinchka: I can't stop playing with it; it's going to fall apart. I'm like a squirrel.
6:25:07 PM Nastinchka: [bat bat]
2:47:57 PM Nastinchka: Dude, I killed Moneyball.
2:48:03 PM Nastinchka: It's the Spicy Livin' curse!
5:42:29 PM Swindle: YOU HAVE POWERS
5:42:45 PM Nastinchka: sad clown powers
5:43:01 PM Swindle: Whatevs. That movie was going to SUUUUUUCK
5:43:05 PM Swindle: /joemorgan
1:58:13 PM Spawn: I took a picture of me with my hand in a giant shark statue's mouth today
1:58:16 PM Spawn: I plan to tag you as the shark
11:29:43 PM Livia: When we see Wheeler, will you back me up if I finally say "You know what she did, Thomas Jefferson? Your cunting daughter?"
11:29:57 PM Nastinchka: and then I will fall in the floor
10:38:46 PM Princess PrettyPants: ooh wait
10:39:10 PM Princess PrettyPants: did you know that cher's daughter is in the process of getting a sex change op?
10:39:15 PM Nastinchka: I think so?
10:39:22 PM Princess PrettyPants: is it weird that i feel like this is TOTALLY RANDOM
10:39:37 PM Princess PrettyPants: the caps were necessary cause it is so my business
10:39:44 PM Nastinchka: So is.
10:40:09 PM Princess PrettyPants: i mean cool. if you are gonna go from chastity to chaz then who better to be your mamma than cher?
10:21:07 AM TGB: a little bit of sweetness, and then....SIDE DAGGER
10:21:10 AM TGB: boop!
11:16:07 AM Swindle: The economies of this thing are what are killing me
11:16:16 AM Nastinchka: Wine? Well, all right.
11:16:18 AM Swindle: The HOLDS diagram in particular
11:16:56 AM Nastinchka: That flask bra down at the bottom is amateur hour, though. Back in MY day we just used sandwich bags, and WE WERE GRATEFUL for bourbon warmed by our barbarian sweats.
11:16:57 AM Swindle: "Lessee...do I want to pour this 1954 Chateau Margaux into the Stadium Seat...or 20 shots of Jager?"
11:17:27 AM Nastinchka: Dude, you could fill one with beer and one with Jager and make in-stadium bomb drinks
11:17:54 AM Swindle: You could fill one with liquid plastic explosive, and the other with catalyst
11:23:00 AM Nastinchka: Don't you post that. You know they get internet in Columbus.
10:58:19 PM Nastinchka: ANSWER YOUR PHONE I had the best story to tell you for like two days now.
10:58:24 PM Livia: its charging!
10:58:30 PM Nastinchka: Since yesterday?
10:58:38 PM Livia: ...no? you haven't called me!
10:58:44 PM Nastinchka: Once yesterday, once today
10:58:46 PM Nastinchka: BECAUSE
10:58:52 PM Livia: wts
10:58:55 PM Nastinchka: I was flipping through channels last night
10:59:03 PM Nastinchka: and came upon an old episode of Scrubs
10:59:10 PM Nastinchka: and just as I was about to change the channel
10:59:14 PM Nastinchka: Here comes Dr. Cox.
10:59:21 PM Nastinchka: IN A JEREMY SHOCKEY JERSEY
10:59:26 PM Nastinchka: The end.
10:59:35 PM Livia: OH
10:59:35 PM Livia: MY
10:59:37 PM Livia: GOD
11:00:33 PM Livia: That totally did merit two phone calls.
11:00:39 PM Nastinchka: (THANK YOU.)
2:03:11 PM Swindle: Some guy on the AZ wildcats message board won the ASU promo challenge
2:03:18 PM Swindle: "the Harvard of Date Rape"
11:23:08 PM Nastinchka: I think you should teach William Carlos Williams next year, just to use this.
11:23:29 PM Livia: YES
11:23:31 PM Livia: Magical
11:23:37 PM Nastinchka: I fucking hate that guy
11:23:38 PM Livia: Consider it done
11:23:42 PM Nastinchka: POEMS ARE SUPPOSED TO RHYME.
11:23:48 PM Livia: It only takes five fucking minutes to teach him
11:24:09 PM Livia: "Here's some asshole who tried to make his grocery list a poem."
11:14:55 AM Nastinchka: I'd rather go someplace I've never been. Florence?
11:15:14 AM Livia: I think the reason you think Rome is meh is because you've never been with me in costume and character as Livia Augusta.
11:15:16 AM Nastinchka: LET'S GO TO SICILY AND THROW THINGS IN THE VOLCANO
11:15:57 AM Livia: Clearly we'd have to hit Sardinia, so I can see my family's homeland
11:16:19 AM Livia: Although I can think of a lot of things that would benefit from being thrown in a volcano by us.
Posted by Nastinchka at June 22, 2009 07:35 AM
