6:54:36 PM TGB: you aaaalmost got replaced as shark mouth
6:54:48 PM Nastinchka: Pretender.
6:55:05 PM TGB: Still, a formidable one.
6:55:23 PM Nastinchka: [hair flip hair flip]
6:55:51 PM Nastinchka: Nothing can bother me right now, frankly
6:56:59 PM TGB: Fucking glorious.
6:57:06 PM TGB: "Leaf had 14 touchdowns and 36 interceptions."
6:57:20 PM Nastinchka: It's like I'm being tickled
6:57:22 PM TGB: At least Robert Marve doesn't have to clear his own path.
12:23:12 PM Swindle: There is a slight uptick in interest in college football
12:23:33 PM Swindle: I know this because traffic has nudged upward, and there are both more negative and positive comments
12:23:59 PM Nastinchka: Push, little ones! push!
12:24:00 PM Swindle: I especially enjoy adult men using the word "nerd" as an insult
12:24:02 PM Nastinchka: [hatch hatch hatch]
TGB: [BLOGGER REDACTED] just sent a link to his article about Santana Moss arriving in a party bus full of Hurricanes to his birthday party. I said, "I want to be on that bus."
[BLOGGER REDACTED] : I wouldn't be able to understand a word.
me: Yeah, it's frustrating when people are speaking English.
[BLOGGER REDACTED] : There are plenty of dialects. Deep south is foreign to my ears.
TGB: Apparently "Deep South" = "black," because it sure doesn't equal "Miami"
TGB: Also, I've heard Santa Moss talk. It sounds like a person talking. So it's extra racist (I have a points system) to assume that just because he's black he'd speak in a way foreign to a midwestern white person.
Nastinchka: Why can't we block entire states on GChat again?
Nastinchka: Think about the headaches saved if [STATE REDACTED] had never been.
TGB: God. It'd be like a Christopher Cross video.
TGB: Saaaaaaaaailing!
9:02:47 AM Swindle: you know, this comes down to being a specific kind of fan
9:03:06 AM Swindle: Even now, in the halcyon days of Richt, Georgians are insecure because they can lose to anyone
9:03:19 AM Swindle: They've done it: Kentucky, Vandy, you name it, all opponents are on
9:03:29 AM Swindle: I have a special humility as a Florida fan that can only come from hubris
9:03:49 AM Swindle: I thought we'd fucking trounce Auburn, but we haven't won in three games where we were heavily favored
9:04:24 AM Swindle: I'm humble because I'm secure in my knowledge that my team could go undefeated on talent alone every year, but that one coach or one lax game can fuck it all up
11:10:12 AM Nastinchka: Go on, now.
11:10:19 AM Doug: OK. I'm sure I
11:10:22 AM Doug: f&^%
11:10:25 AM Nastinchka: lolz
11:10:34 AM Doug: I'm sure I'll be popping in later this afternoon.
11:10:39 AM Nastinchka: Yes. Bye.
11:10:55 AM Doug: (Why oh why must they put the apostrophe so close to the return OK SERIOUSLY REALLY I'M GOING, BYE
9:24:58 AM Swindle: http://twitter.com/utadmike
9:25:08 AM Nastinchka: Oh, no.
9:25:14 AM Nastinchka: Oh, what have you done.
9:25:27 AM Swindle: He's right there
9:25:35 AM Nastinchka: Is he trying to get us a qb from ethiopia?
9:25:57 AM Nastinchka: ...Shit, Spencer, I CANNOT HAVE THIS INFORMATION
9:26:10 AM Swindle: I'm not saying you should do anything
9:26:15 AM Swindle: There's just this axe on the table
9:26:16 AM Nastinchka: I need time to process this.
9:26:30 AM Swindle: No one's. Saying. You have to do. Anything.
9:26:43 AM Nastinchka: I'm not GONNA do anything. Except turn him upside down and shake him until ALL THE HOURS OF MY LIFE HE HAS WASTED FALL OUT AGAIN ohgod.
10:22:50 AM TGB: You need one of those plates with Jesus and all the little children coming to his open arms, except with a Peyton Manning head.
10:23:00 AM Nastinchka: I DO
10:23:03 AM TGB: They probably actually sell those in East Tennessee gas stations
10:23:08 AM Nastinchka: Or make him the Jesus holding a dinosaur
10:23:14 AM TGB: YES
10:24:53 AM TGB: You need to have it airbrushed on a wife-beater by a dude at a county fair.
2:14:53 PM Nastinchka: I don't think Dennis Dodd understands what "exacerbate" means.
2:15:02 PM Swindle: Is that headline still up?
2:15:08 PM Nastinchka: Laws, yes, I just saw.
2:15:16 PM Swindle: link link link link
2:15:18 PM Nastinchka: AT WHAT COST
2:15:23 PM Swindle: I thought they'd take it down
2:15:30 PM Nastinchka: Noooo.
2:16:01 PM Nastinchka: At what cost? Well, not much, actually. [flashes title rings]
2:29:32 PM Swindle: Okay--Dodd's title might make sense
2:29:49 PM Nastinchka: LALALALALALA CANNA HEAR YOU
2:30:10 PM Nastinchka: But doesn't it make more sense for him to not understand words?
2:30:18 PM Swindle: that makes more sense
6:41:03 PM Swindle: We should hook the two of them up
6:41:46 PM Nastinchka: MEAN.
6:42:03 PM Swindle: No way! He's the samurai of love
6:44:57 PM Nastinchka: He looks like the type to pour melted wax on your stomach in the middle of the night, and then go, "Oh, did I wake you?"
6:52:45 PM Swindle: and your response would be to get your gun out from under your pillow in your sleep and pump two shells into him
6:52:54 PM Nastinchka: I'm a giver like that.
12:02:12 PM Doug: Realistically, though, this looks like another 3-9 or 4-8 season.
12:02:23 PM Nastinchka: I think I will be a UAB fan this year.
12:02:32 PM Nastinchka: I cannot NOT like a team with a dragon mascot.
12:02:37 PM Doug: But a win over TAMU would be worth a bare-assed flag run. I'd buy a UAB flag for that.
12:02:49 PM Nastinchka: Or just hold a stuffed dragon over your bits.
12:03:09 PM Doug: What makes you think I could find a stuffed dragon big enough?
12:03:11 PM Doug: COUNT IT
12:03:12 PM Nastinchka: BA-ZOW
12:03:32 PM Doug: Yup, just let that sink in for a minute
12:03:49 PM Nastinchka: I need to be in the shower in 57 minutes, so I'll wait for the car ride to contemplate that.
12:03:59 PM Doug: You go right ahead and do that
4:37:34 PM Nastinchka: Serena Williams just talked to you!
4:37:39 PM Swindle: WHA?
4:37:44 PM Nastinchka: She looked right at the camera, "I'm ALWAYS on Twitter!"
4:37:50 PM Swindle: DAMMIT
4:37:55 PM Swindle: I knew she loved me!
4:40:59 PM Swindle: First, seduce her on Twitter; second, joint meeting with wife to discuss mistresshood; third, take vitamins and methamphetamine to prepare for savage, possibly life-ending genital warfare with Ms. Williams the Thicker.
4:41:34 PM Swindle: Four: wear various braces for life while coping with being somewhere where Brett Ratner's been
4:41:40 PM Nastinchka: GAH
4:42:01 PM Swindle: If he stood a chance, I'm a frontrunner's bet.
3:09:18 PM Nastinchka: Golf club commercial: "Hit it long, hit it pure". Verbatim.
3:10:15 PM Swindle: "Well, it is weird that you call yours 'Big Bertha.' Issues, HELLOOOOO?"
3:10:40 PM Nastinchka: When I said "Top Flite", I meant I wanted you to wear the stewardess costume.
3:12:58 PM Swindle: When "putting from the rough" is your safest rhetorical out, it's time take a penalty stroke DAMMIT THERE IT WAS
3:13:03 PM Nastinchka: HAAAAA
3:13:28 PM Nastinchka: ...I don't know any more golf terms.
3:13:37 PM Nastinchka: IN THE WEEDS.
3:13:38 PM Nastinchka: There.
Posted by Nastinchka at June 29, 2009 07:18 AM