It's only fitting that right as season-ending panic attacks set in, we're to be treated to an absolutely wretched slate of games:
Holly: Sakerlina at Arkansas.(p/s The alluded-to incident in Doug's kitchen with Hoku and Vontaze Burfict? True story.)Orson: Ooh, ooh! I've got it. Jimmy Dean Microwave Biscuits.
Holly: They make biscuits? (I guess that answers my question.)
Orson: They suck because even when you're choking them down you can taste that they're made of pork asshole and sawdust. Even that realization doesn't keep them from being little miracles of prepackaged crack you can heat up in seconds in your microwave. (Food that requires this little effort has to make you die.)