November 06, 2009

"That you can't quite suck all the orange froth out of."

It's only fitting that right as season-ending panic attacks set in, we're to be treated to an absolutely wretched slate of games:

Holly: Sakerlina at Arkansas.

Orson: Ooh, ooh! I've got it. Jimmy Dean Microwave Biscuits.

Holly: They make biscuits? (I guess that answers my question.)

Orson: They suck because even when you're choking them down you can taste that they're made of pork asshole and sawdust. Even that realization doesn't keep them from being little miracles of prepackaged crack you can heat up in seconds in your microwave. (Food that requires this little effort has to make you die.)

(p/s The alluded-to incident in Doug's kitchen with Hoku and Vontaze Burfict? True story.)

Posted by Nastinchka at November 6, 2009 05:35 PM

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