Dolla Bill is running through his annual 50 Most Loathsome People In College Football series, and just look how he sizzles up hobbit Mitch Albom:
The erstwhile Detroit Free Press sports columnist has apparently taken it upon himself to become the Thomas Kinkade of sportswriters, pumping out treacly, feel-good, not-even-remotely-challenging portraits of an America that never actually existed (and even if it did, for only like five minutes). When he deigns to pontificate on college football, he becomes the sport's rhetorical fainting couch, a preachy Cassandra-come-lately who's only just seen fit to get het up over the Mammon-influenced outrages the rest of us made our peace with decades ago.Delicious. Spicy. Only at Hey Jenny Slaters near you.