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Today, we are all Drunk Rip Torn's adoring nieces and nephews.

When I first saw this it was late Saturday night and I was in the death grip of some bizarro sinus fever. But no: This morning I'm clearheaded, and Rip Torn is America's Druncle:

State police responded to an alarm at the Litchfield Bancorp building in Salisbury, CT at 9:40 PM last night. Police say they found Torn "with a loaded revolver" and he was "highly intoxicated." Law enforcement sources tell us Torn gained access through a broken window, which they believe Torn broke himself. Torn was taken to the Troop B barracks in North Canaan and is being held on $100,000 bond. Cops say Torn was charged with carrying a pistol without a permit, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, first-degree burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and third-degree criminal mischief.