February 05, 2010

Mailbag! The one where I cannot even read to the end of this because the words are too close together:

From: i m inhailme@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, February 4, 2010 2:39:25 PM
Subject: Tebow

...first and foremost; if you don't believe me, go ask RYAN LEAF (or whatever that joke's name is) what happens to overrated players. ...or you could ask a host of others who weren't meant to excel in the big leagues such as Andre Ware, TONY MANDARICH, and another Tim (Couch) how much their hype helped them and their teams. do you even know who those guys are?

my wife knows that to help a FOOTBALL TEAM get to be good you have to have what's called NFL-CALIBER players. but, then again, my wife actually knows the game instead of being just another "blah, blah, blah pretend-to-know-it-all Yahoo joke" like your dumb ass obviously is.

another joke of a biased idiot of a sportswrtier wasting Yahoo's money.. they apparently have it to burn.

so, your "REASONING" is to get this guy on the Jaguars to get butts in seats for a year where they'll be uunder .500; which will essentially dissipate in about half of the year so that the seats will be empty and those STUPID enough to have pre-purchased season tickets, as well as for any other seats, will be SUPER pissed because the franchised screwed them. and since DUMB SHEEPLE bleat the loudest, they'll be the most adamant for a "change in management" which will, ultimately, be the end of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

...so that yet another team can go to L.A. for THEIR shitty fans to make THEM go away in less thna a decade's time?

are you FROM L.A.?

i mean; i'm not exactly a conspiracy theorist nutball, but you must be from L.A. to think that this "Tebow" ploy will work. TEBOW IS NOT PEYTON MANNING, and you have to PROVE yourself in the NFL (like undrafted players such as TOM BRADY, who Tebow is NOT) to be of actual worth in the NFL.

that 2nd string lineman has already proved himself to be more than "overrated draft bust fodder" like Tebow could potentially be already. THE PRESSURE IS ALL ON HIM; moreso than any other player to pretty much come out of college since Mandarich.

i personally don't think Tebow has the guts to handle it. he may not freak out like Leaf did, but the way he looks to his little deity for help when he isn't crying doesn't show what i'd exactly call a "backbone".

trust me; you Yahoo jokes are well below any veiled threats. get over yourself; you are just another blowhard moron.

Posted by Nastinchka at February 5, 2010 02:07 PM
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his wife sounds like the luckiest woman in the world.

sorry, in THE WORLD.

Posted by: ryan at February 5, 2010 02:19 PM

"Sportswrtier" sounds French. As in, "Et vous appel vous-m?me un SPORTSWRTIER!"

(I know, I know -- une sportswrtieuse. But still.)

Posted by: Delicious at February 5, 2010 04:15 PM

Apologies for the question mark. The diacritics always get me.

Posted by: Delicious at February 5, 2010 04:17 PM
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