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SBN Front Page:

• Clemson, UCLA, FSU Wrap Up Late Commits
• Your Consensus Recruiting Champs, The Florida Gators
• The 7th Floor: Welcome, Baby 'Canes!
• Indianapolis Schools Opening Late On Super Bowl Monday
• Gut Check, Georgia Fans
• Chance Of Becoming The Super Bowl Football As A Cow = Chance Of Catching Plague As A Person
• Lindsey Vonn On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Is Not Setting Women Back. Relax.
• Even World-Class Athletes Have Their Gag-Reel Moments
• Seantrel Henderson Is The New Brown
• Tiny Tots Curling!

SBN Original:

• Your Snow Day Guide To Being A Shiftless Layabout

Still wearing those pants? Good. By this point, your parents/spouses should all be home to tuck you in. Great hustle out there today. If Jon Gruden were in your living room, he'd be saying "THAT guy can FLAT-OUT SIT on a COUCH."

EDSBS:

• Just so y'all know, I have been given express permission to ban anyone saying unkind things about Jeremy Shockey.
• Digital Vikings:

This drink tastes like Athens, Georgia in October. What I mean by this is that one swallow filled me with both an overwhelming sense of smoky beauty and a desire to fight the first living thing I could get my hands on. (My sincere condolences to that bamboo stand in the lobby.)

Posted by Nastinchka at February 8, 2010 10:12 PM