On these, we speak as one. One angry.
Bright Star
Oh WOW, they put Abbie Cornish in some rose-colored 1800's gowns! It's revolutionary! GNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Coco Before Chanel
You guys!! AUDREY TATOU is wearing well-tailored grey and black tones and fetching modified top hats!
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Y'ALL WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS, but Johnny Depp is wearing CRAZY CLOTHES that don't make any SENSE!
Nine
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? PENELOPE CRUZ WEARING A CORSET AND THIGH-HIGHS AND PRANCING LIKE A WHORE?
The Young Victoria
In a stunning departure from normal Oscar bait, the Academy nominated a film for crafting lush Victorian-era pageantry.
VERDICT: No matter who wins, we lose. Young Victoria.