March 07, 2010

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
NASTINCHKA: A QT upset here would be, well, an upset, but not surprising. I think the strength of the film's in the directing/editing, though.

Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, A Serious Man
NASTINCHKA: I love the Coens. I can't wait for True Grit. A Serious Man is about the fucking most intolerable thing of theirs I've ever seen. How can a movie be wankier than Burn After Reading? The answer may surprise you!

Pete Docter and Bob Peterson, Up
NASTINCHKA: Shit, are these the guys who brought every adult male I know to tears in the first segment? YOU MANIACS.

Alessandro Camon and Oren Moverman, The Messenger
NASTINCHKA: [wah-waaaaaah horns] Boo, hiss, undeservement. Fin.

Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds
NASTINCHKA: Magnifique. And he'll have a leg up, too, unless the Hurt Locker groundswell is even bigger than we think.

HEAD-SLAPPING, THEN NEIGHBOR-SLAPPING SNUB:
NASTINCHKA: Rian Johnson, Brothers Bloom. ONE-LEGGED CAT, you guys. Can't believe the lack of love this charmer got for its troubles. For Shame.

WINNER:
LIVIA: Inglourious Basterds. Striking and well developed. Like me.
NASTINCHKA: Like us.

Posted by Nastinchka at March 7, 2010 01:49 PM

Comments

I *meant* like us.

Posted by: j at March 7, 2010 04:40 PM

Just remember who said it first.

Posted by: Holly at March 7, 2010 04:41 PM
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