I was hunting for some poetry quote in my email archives tonight, and found this:
LIVIA [pointing at my bloody legs]: Remember how you laughed when I was on crutches? HAHAHAHAHA!!!I have neither the capacity nor the desire to recall the context for this.
NASTINCHKA [trying and failing to get up and chase her]: Roses are red, violets are blue, vengeance is sweet, OH MY GOD MY FUCKING LEGS OWOWOWOWOW!!!!