I haven't slept. Refraining from clowning on USC too much continues to do me no good at all. Last night Trogan fans took a commanding first place on the creepshow leaderboard with the arrival of an email from a fellow in the 213 who would very much like to sexually assault me and who has discovered my home address!
I used to post these and got a real kick out of giggling through them with y'all, but a) THIS GUY SENT ME A GOOGLE MAPS PICTURE OF MY HOUSE, and b) in the back of my head I'm worried about how publicizing stuff like this might affect my professional advancement. How fucked up is that?
(This last, by the way, puts "rape threats from USC fans in the last eight months" ahead of "rape threats from Ohio State and Notre Dame fans in the last four years" in the grand inbox tally. Way to finish the drill, y'all. That is a lofty bar to clear.)
But anyway. I think I'm about done mollycoddling Those People, since I'm apparently someone who's asking to be raped either way. And by way of reply, Tunison suggested I hit back with "HERE IS A GOOGLE MAPS IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER." That's a start. Along with a picture of Snuffleupagus.
Fuck that shit. Give 'em the fastball. Also, turn him in to his local police dep't in the 213. Bet his mom won't like it when the cops show up to roust him from her basement.
Posted by: Jebus at August 25, 2010 06:26 PMScary. I'm with Jebus on this one - send it to the local cops. Idiots in the comment section are one thing, but that's not merely crossing the line, that's going several light-years past it.
Posted by: SpartanDan at August 26, 2010 11:51 PM