ask me about the time I saw a guy using a yoga mat as carryon luggage
It's like Alexander Pope's 'Rape of the Lock.' I was standing in line at Whole Foods, and the guy in front of me says, 'I really wish you guys sold locally made fresh pasta.' And the cashier says, 'Look, we do.' And the guy says, 'No, no -- that's from Seattle.'
You guys, the Pacific Northwest is a place of unparalleled natural beauty, and I'm really looking forward to visiting family and friends there this spring, but
if I lived there I would KILL people.
Posted by Nastinchka at January 27, 2012 05:42 PM