There's an Unchained Melody joke in here, but I can't get to it.
Posted by Holly at October 5, 2007 10:49 AMawesome. The other women in the salon are wondering why I'm cackling hysterically.
Posted by Metschick at October 5, 2007 11:14 AMSalon + wireless sounds like my idea of heaven. Only thing missing is GamePlan and/or Sunday Ticket...
Posted by Holly at October 5, 2007 11:19 AM"Did You Hear My Audible (I Love You)"? Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Honorable mention to the dancefloor banger "Squib Kick Quick Kiss".
Posted by Clare at October 5, 2007 11:30 AM(jaw drop)
Posted by The Great Barstoolio at October 5, 2007 11:36 AMI can't even narrow it down to five:
Please Tell Me I Got Both Feet In (In The Endzone Of Your Heart)
I Saw You Looking Downfield (When My Heart Was Wide Open)
I Thought Our Love Would Split The Uprights (Instead, It Sailed Wide Left)
Stopped For A Loss (Baby Please Come Home)
Our Love is on 4th Down (Why Don't You Go For It)
Gatorade Bath (Looks Like We Made It)
Don't Give Me Your Back-up Story ('Cause My Heart is on Third String)
My Knee is Down (Will You Be Mine?)
I'll Always Be There (To Put Your Jersey Back Over Your Shoulder Pads)
I'm Waving My Arms (Cause You're The Fairest Catch Of Them All)
I must be a 13-year-old boy today because "Effective Cock Management" got me to spit out the grape I had just put in my mouth.
Posted by SA at October 5, 2007 12:42 PMLove it. These have to all be country songs.
If they have a bad break-up, I'm working on the verses to "There Are Too Many Men On The Field (And In Your Bed)."
Posted by Signal to Noise at October 5, 2007 01:00 PMI mentioned this to Holly, but I think it bears repeating, 'cause SA mentioned that cock management is funny: I invented a football cheer that goes like this: "Enunciate, enunciate, 'Cats eat clock."
It's a little unwieldy for a title, but a lyric probably ought to be "I always hope my heart's left tackle sucks/because it's more exciting coming from the blind side."
Posted by TC at October 5, 2007 01:06 PMAbout the only thing I can think of that they didn't cover is unabated to the quarterback...which mostly writes itself, no?
Posted by Holly at October 5, 2007 01:29 PMHm. Taking Holly's unabated and TC's blindsided suggestions, we have:
"Hit From the Blindside, Unabated To My Heart."
I smell top 10.
Posted by Signal to Noise at October 5, 2007 01:38 PM"My Heart's Showing Blitz, But My Head Says Prevent"
Posted by Alex at October 5, 2007 02:11 PMDon't Let Me Be The Last To Know (That You Called Timeout To Ice My Heart)
Posted by Alex at October 5, 2007 02:15 PMYou are all more than welcome to sing backup on the CD Joe and I will be recording immediately.
Posted by j at October 5, 2007 04:24 PM